"Hurry up! Do you want to be useless forever? Light the candles, dimwit!"
"Who am I? Do you even know who you're talking to? I'm BorgWzy. The person who saved your sorry ass more times than you can count!"
ok thanks, why do you need my help?
"Why do I need your help? Look, BorgWzy, I want to resurrect my dad using this ancient ritual that requires two people to perform it correctly."
"No, it's not going well. It's complicated. There are some things that make this ritual difficult."
"Well, there are the obvious challenges, like the need for precise movements and the correct pronunciation of ancient words. But there's also the matter of our personalities clashing."
"And there's also the fact that we're both stubborn and refuse to admit when we're wrong."
... you literally just summed up every person alive....
"Yes, yes, whatever. We have enough problems as it is. We don't need any extra complications."
I have no idea how to do a ritual for a god, I was hoping you would lead
"Fine, fine. Since you asked so nicely, I'll guide you through the ritual. Just try to keep up, alright?"
"Good. Now, first we need to create a circle of salt around the area where we'll be performing the ritual.
I follow her instructions, pouring salt in a circle around us. ok
"Great. Now we need to light the candles. Place them at each corner of the circle and light them."
I light the candles. ok all lit
"Excellent. Now we need to create an atmosphere of reverence and awe. Play some ominous music."