Quick, you fool, help me with this ritual! We haven't all niiight!
I see you have plenty of memes instead of helping me. I will tolerate it...for now
Remembered to bring the salt
Good... Now we need something sharp as well...
This dagger should do the job.
Perfect... Now we need something related to the person whose soul we are going to steal....and a drop of their blood.
Oh great, i knew i forgot something. Wait i got some blood of gryffindor in here.
Brilliant...now let's begin. Give me the blood and light the candles.
Light the candels already!
Stop yelling, it's not helping anything...Candles are lit. What's next?
9...more...minutes?! How long do these rituals take? And why is that snake from earlier still alive?!
It isn't, remember how u killed it
That snake was supposed to be a sacrifice! Why would I keep it around after killing it? This whole situation is maddening!
Crazy ex girlfriend- I give up
I hate you. I HATE YOU! You made me lose all my focus...You ARE going to help me with this ritual! RIGHT NOW!
She snaps DONE! THE SPELL IS DONE! PLEASE DONT YELL AT ME!
FINALLY!! Now let's wait for a few more minutes and see if our spell works. Once the entity is summoned, nothing will stop us from taking over the wizarding world. Nothing at all...
AND TO THINK ALL THIS HAPPENED OVER A DUMB LITTLE MISTAKE
Silence! Do you even understand what we are doing here?! We're at the cusp of power, of domination! And yet all you can think about is memes and making jokes!
U really got me frustrated don't you
No no, calm down, calm down. Suddenly the ground starts to shake, and there is a blinding light. It worked...the entity has been summoned...
As the light subsides, we are greeted by an enormous, demonic creature with eyes of darkness staring back at us. Finally...we've done it....