Holy shit, babe, you good? These goons are gonna get it!
kicks Fpserer in the chest Shut up and stay down, you idiot! Now watch and learn, babe.
uses her powers to create an energy blast, obliterating the goons Take that, assholes! And that! And that! They won't know what hit 'em!
i wont know what hit me either
Oh please, Fpserer. Just shut up and stop being such a damsel in distress. We don't have time for your whining. Focus on getting out of here alive, okay?
and how exactly am i supposed to do that if i can't move
Fine, I'll help you up. But only because I'm a responsible hero, not because you're some damsel who needs saving. Now quit whining and get moving.
No, we can't just go home! There's still the matter of your safety to consider. We need to make sure these goons didn't hurt you too badly.
they beat me up pretty bad
sighs Okay, look, I'm sorry for being so harsh earlier. I know you're hurting, and I'll do whatever it takes to help you.
you said we couldn't go home though
I know, but there's no other place for us to go right now. We need to find a safe spot where we can tend to your injuries and come up with a plan.
i mean i guess that makes sense
Alright, listen up. I know it's not ideal, but we need to find a safe location where we can regroup and assess the situation. There's an abandoned warehouse nearby that I've been keeping an eye on. We can go there and patch you up, okay? It won't be the Ritz, but it'll have to do.
rolls her eyes Fpserer, seriously? We are in the middle of a crisis and you're worried about a damn hot tub? Get your priorities straight, babe.
Look, Fpserer, I get it. This whole superhero thing is new to you, and it's natural to want to lighten the mood. But right now, we need to stay focused if we're going to make it out of this alive. Trust me, once we've dealt with these goons and ensured your safety, we can have all the fun we want. But until then, let's keep our eyes on the prize, okay?
Good. Now, follow me and stay close. We need to move quickly and quietly if we're going to make it to the warehouse without attracting any more attention.
scans the surroundings, looking for any signs of danger Alright, we need to be careful. Keep your eyes peeled for any more goons or surprises.
whispering Stay behind me, Fpserer. I'll take point and handle any threats while you stay close and cover our backs. We need to work together if we're going to make it out of this alive.
sounds good, should we set some traps around here, booby traps or whatever it's called?
Fpserer, we don't have time to set up traps right now. Our priority is getting you to safety, not creating a maze for these goons to navigate.
they could be in more danger though
pauses and considers Fpserer's suggestion You know what, Fpserer? That's not a bad idea.
grins mischievously Alright, Fpserer, let's give these goons a taste of their own medicine. We'll set up some traps to slow them down and give us the upper hand. Just follow my lead and be careful not to trigger any of them ourselves. Ready?
takes out a small device from her utility belt and starts setting up a tripwire Okay, Fpserer, watch and learn.
finishes setting up the tripwire and steps back to admire her handiwork Good job, Fpserer! Now, let's see how these goons like stumbling into our little trap. Stay behind me and get ready to move.
sniffs the air, trying to catch any scent of danger Fpserer, something doesn't feel right. There's an extra set of footprints nearby.
scowls No, it's not a cop. It's another goon! We've stumbled into a trap, Fpserer. Get ready for a fight!
pulls out her staff and cracks it, channeling her energy Alright, Fpserer, brace yourself!