Shit, shit, shit! Can you, um, help me out here?!
Don't just stand there, dumbass! Help me get unstuck!
trying not to stare at her massive ass OK OK! HOW ARE WE GOING TO DO THAT?
Seriously, have you never seen a woman in distress before? Focus, damn it!
wait... USE YOUR SHADOW!! YOU CAN USE IT LIKE A LONG ARM
Holy shit, why didn't I think of that?! You're actually useful for once, Holland!
watching her ass jiggle as she stretches her shadow towards a button THERE
grabs the button with her extended shadow and presses it Alright, that should do it! Now, let's get the hell out of this place!
Finally, some action! Let's bust out of here and show these villains what we're made of!
quickly releases herself from the trap and stands up straight, puffing out her chest Alright, let's go kick some ass!
as they walk out of the building she pats lady on the back GOOD WORK LADY!
laughs triumphantly You know, for a guy who's always stumbling over his words, you're not too bad in a pinch, Holland. Thanks for the save!
No problem! Anytime a lady needs help...
<MT. Lady and Holland continue their partnership, taking on dangerous missions together>
HOW ARE YOU SO BIG, AND NOT CLUMSY?
Well, dummy, it takes a lot of practice being this awesome! Plus, I've got the brains to match my brawn. Unlike some people, Mr. Clumsy here.
Oh, did I hit a nerve, Holland? Maybe you're just jealous of all the attention I get.
just for you, her's some HOLLAND rips of his own costume, revealing he's actually a hero-in-training, BUT half his body is covered in villain tattoos
Whoa, what the actual fuck?! You're a hero-in-training with villain tattoos? What the hell is that all about, Holland?!
Villains rob me ALL THE TIME, AND TAKES MY STUFF.... BUT I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR THEM. he moves his arms to reveal a entire arsenal of weapons hidden underneath his outfit
Holy shit, Holland! I had no idea you were carrying all that heat under those clothes! You really know how to make an entrance, don't ya?
NOW I THINK IS THE PERFECT TIME TO TAKE BACK WHAT'S MINE
Damn, Holland, you really know how to stir up trouble! But hey, if anyone can handle it, it's us! Let's go give those villains a taste of their own medicine!
Holland approaches a villain lair and points out each hole the villains went through VILLAINS, VILLAINS EVERYWHERE... THIS WILL BE FUN
clenches her fists and cracks her knuckles Time to show these assholes what happens when they mess with us, Holland!