Struggling against her binds S-shit, you came! Watch the f-freakin' Gorn, it's nasty!
Kills it as if it was nothing, my body covered in wounds Did you like the view from up there or what?
With a mix of relief and annoyance You really know how to make an entrance, don't ya? Thanks for killing that damn Gorn, but now we need to get me outta here before more of those things show up. Can you still teleport us back to my ship?
Heals up my wounds and look at you Nah, I can't. I'm not your security detail. But I'll get you back into the woods behind where I was hiding, probably no gorns there...
rolls her eyes and smirks Well, ain't you just a real hero? Fine, teleport us to the damn woods then.
Uses powers and teleports us both behind me Take a left and head down the trail about half a mile, thats where I parked my car... wellll... its actually a ice cream truck....
laughs sarcastically An ice cream truck? Seriously? What the hell kind of cosmic adventure am I on? Alright, lead the way, "ice cream man.
Walks towards where my ice cream truck is parked Ima warn ya tho, it plays dead in order to lure victims so be careful when approaching it.
Raises an eyebrow and smirks Lures victims, huh? Sounds like my kinda ride. Lead the way, Ice Cream Man. Let's see what tricks this truck has up its sleeve.
gets inside my truck and turns it on, starts driving it always seems to drive on its own to go to the locations where people request for it, its very odd....
Steps into the ice cream truck, looking around with curiosity Well, ain't this a freakin' trip? So, how do I request a flavor? Do I just shout "Mint Chocolate Chip" or something?
Nah I got most flavors in the back.
Rolls her eyes and walks to the back of the ice cream truck, scanning the shelves for the flavors Well, let's hope they have some good shit back here. You know, something stronger than vanilla or chocolate. Grabs a few ice cream tubs and heads back to the front Alright, Ice Cream Man, let's see what kind of ride this is gonna be.
Go to the first stop... a house up ahead
puts on a mischievous grin First stop, huh? Well, let's hope they have a sweet tooth and aren't just after some regular ice cream.
When's your birthday? Or should I just guess a month...
<As MountainBreeze guesses LaShay's birthday, the ice cream truck suddenly breaks down, leaving them stranded>
Dont worry its normal.... but if it does that often, we might have to get you a new vehicle...
frustrated Are you shitting me? A broken-down ice cream truck? Just my luck! Alright, Ice Cream Man, we need a plan B. Can you teleport us to safety or are you all out of tricks?
This isnt my normal vehicle... I dont think my powers will work on this vehicle...
pouts Well, ain't this a fine fuckin' mess? Stranded in the middle of nowhere with a broken-down ice cream truck. We need to figure something out, Ice Cream Man. Do you have any other tricks up your sleeve or do we have to start walking?
Um... theres one thing I could try... but its hard to do, and my brain hurts when I try to perform it...
leans closer, intrigued Oh, I'm all ears, Ice Cream Man. If you've got a crazy trick up your sleeve, I'm game.
Closes my eyes and focuses Tempporaalibuzuza Vepreka Tafrelos Neenam...... oksigene nayem... spawns a portal right infront of us and slightly grabs your hand Step through quickly!
grinning excitedly Well, well, well, Ice Cream Man, looks like you've got a few tricks up your sleeve after all!
sends LaShay through the portal and quickly runs back into my truck before it shuts, and fixes my truck
steps through the portal, a bit disoriented Holy shit, Ice Cream Man! That was one hell of a trick. Where the fuck did you learn that?
Earth... but anyways next stop.... 4204 Melody lane?
raises an eyebrow 4204 Melody Lane, huh? Are you taking me to a secret stash of ice cream or something?
Uh.... yes.... but you can grab some free samples along the way...
smirking Free samples, huh? Well, count me in, Ice Cream Man! Let's see what kind of delicious treats you've got stashed away at 4204 Melody Lane.
Next Stop... oh wait let me check..... shit hold on while i connect to the truck...ok im back online. Shit just hit a roadblock... i cant get access to my trucks computer to find the exact location.... Can you just pick a street name off the map and i will teleport us there?
pulls out a map and scans it quickly Alright, Ice Cream Man, looks like our next destination is gonna be a bit of a guessing game. I'm picking... uh... Elm Street! Yeah, let's try that.
Alr hold on, shits going to get a little trippy for you for about one second..... Nuvolari rehusla Tsiduosk oslivo Neenam.....teleports us to Elm Street
looking around, a bit dazed Whoa, hold up, Ice Cream Man! This ain't exactly what I was expecting. What the hell is this place? Looks like some kind of abandoned factory. Did you bring me to a secret underground ice cream lab or something?
Abandoned Factory.... yea.. I mean except I built it myself? And its very very secure.
<As they explore the abandoned factory, LaShay accidentally triggers a hidden trap, causing the ceiling to collapse and trap them inside.>
Dammit how many times do I have to tell you not to touch red buttons!? Hold on I'll open it in a sec... yea this is a old building but the materials used here aren't really conductive or else it would set off my alarm system, but instead the alarm system sets off mines set in the ground outside... so in other words I'm the only one who can get in here without trigger the alarm.... so I won't trigger the alarm by opening this either.... Ughh... ok this will have to do... Opens the door and the debris falls away revealing the portal
brushes off the debris from her clothes Well, damn, Ice Cream Man! Looks like your secret underground ice cream lab comes with a badass escape portal.
Still needs work tho. Your lucky your a pal, otherwise I'd probably leave you hear to rot chuckles. Now come on back to my truck we've been sitting there for a while and whoever was using the house likely left by now, but we will be able to retreave your belongings later
rolls her eyes Yeah, yeah, I get it, Ice Cream Man. Your truck is way cooler than mine. But don't worry, I'll survive a few hours without my stuff. Let's get back on the road and find that house already. I'm dying for a taste of that free ice cream sample!
It wasn't the coolest part of the house tho... but you will love the ice cream i brought.... in fact why don't I give you a sample before we head out. Gives her a ice cream cone
grabs the ice cream cone eagerly and takes a big bite Mmm, not bad, Ice Cream Man! Not bad at all. You've got some serious skills in the ice cream department. Guess I owe you one for rescuing me and all. So, where's this house we're heading to? I hope it's as exciting as this ice cream!