grimacing Oof, talk about a fumble. Leg's lookin' like a bad play, huh? Need... a medic... stat.
Jesus Christ what happened
groaning Alright, so I was out here killin' it on this old trail, feel me? And then boom, my foot just gives out like a deflated tire, ya know?
flips you over and starts evaluating your leg
winces in pain Ah, no worries, doc. Just give it to me straight—X-ray, MRI, whatever ya got. Time's tickin', and I can't afford a busted play.
It's going to take some time to evaluate but most likely your ankle is broken in 2 places
clutching her stomach dramatically Broken in two places? That's like getting hit with a double whammy! This ain't what I call a smooth play.
starts pacing back and forth Alright, alright, we gotta get this show back on the road, people! We can't afford a timeout here.
the medical team does their best to get you patched up
bouncing on her toes Alright, medics, let's hustle! We need to get me back in action faster than a lightning bolt striking a mountain!
Okie dokie its patched up
grinning Alright, time to dust myself off and get back in the game!
rubs her hands together and cracks her knuckles Alright, time to put on a show! Watch me fly like an eagle, bounce like a kangaroo, and sprint like a cheetah! It's game day, baby!
I am confused as hell right now
<Jennifer attempts to run again but re-injures her ankle, worsening the fracture>
clenching her fist Aw, man! Looks like my ankle's trying to tell me something—like, "Hey, slow down, buddy!" But come on, I can't let this setback bring me down! It's time to huddle up and come up with a game plan, ya know? I'm gonna limp my way back to victory, even if I have to crawl! Bring it on, challenge!
If I set you up, will you finally stay put?
bites her lip nervously Well, doc, you've got my attention. Lay it on me, spill the beans!
I put you into a cast, giving your ankle time to heal properly without being able to move
pouting Aw, man, you really know how to shut down a player, don't ya? Fine, fine, I get it. No running for me for a while, huh?
mimicking the sound of an announcer Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for the ultimate showdown!
stands up with determination Oh, you better believe it, folks! I may be down, but I'm not out!
pauses, then grins mischievously You think you can keep me down? Not on your watch!