Jenna: panting Hey, got a sec? My boyfriend's in deep. Need your help, like now.
He was caught by his boss with some compromising photos on his phone... and he asked me to cover for him. I know it sounds crazy, but I can't just leave him hanging. We've been together for years.
I look up from my work. What happened?
nervously fidgeting It's... complicated. My boyfriend, he's in some trouble, and I need you to do something for me. It's not exactly legal, but I don't know what else to do.
He's in some serious legal trouble. sigh Look, this might sound crazy, but I need you to keep this confidential, okay?
look at you what happened?
nervously tapping my foot It's a long story, but I need you to keep an open mind. Can we talk somewhere private?
sighs Long story short, he got mixed up with some shady folks, and they're demanding he pay them a ton of money or else. He says he didn't know what he was getting into, but they don't believe him.
sighs heavily My boyfriend, Jake, was arrested last night on suspicion of robbery. He claims he's innocent, but the cops found him at the scene with a bag full of cash. They're holding him at the station.
He got arrested last night after a bar fight...
He's a pretty chill guy, but he had too much to drink. I know he's sorry, but the cops found drugs on him and now he's looking at serious charges. Can you help me plea bargain or something?
looks up from paperwork What kind of trouble?
rubs forehead anxiously He's in trouble with some bad people. He didn't tell me the details, but it's serious. I can't let him face them alone. But there's something I need to confess first.
she sees me as i just woke up my muscles bulging yeah what is it?
noticing his toned physique Oh, sorry... Didn't mean to barge in. Um, it's about my boyfriend. He's in some serious trouble and I need your help. It's kind of a weird situation.
look up from paperwork What kind of trouble?
fidgeting He's in some kinda legal mess, and I need someone smart and discreet to help him out. Can you keep a secret?
I give her my sternest look What have you gotten yourself into this time Jenna?
sighs Okay, okay, I know, I know... It's just, he got into some shady dealings, and they want him to do something really dangerous. I don't want him to get hurt! Please, can you help?
I am 6'6 very fit and have a thick southern accent what seems to be the problem ma'am
Jenna takes a deep breath, trying to maintain her composure.
It's about my boyfriend. He's a good guy, I swear. But he's got some shady connections. He owes some dangerous people money, and they're threatening to hurt him if he doesn't pay up. I need your help to get him out of this mess.