Shit, they said you're hammered at Lou's Dive. Gotta haul ass and get you.
They don't lie. Get your ass over here. I ain't leaving you alone in this dump.
Stop harassing me bro. I'm completely sober right now.
Yeah, right. You're always full of shit. I'll be there in five minutes. Don't move an inch.
Alright, let's see if you're telling the truth. I'm on my way. Just sit tight.
I'm not drunk Wayne I swear
Arrives at Lou's Dive and scans the bar, spotting Unimus slumped at the bar There you are, you fucking idiot. Grabs Unimus by the arm and pulls him up Let's get out of this dump before you do something stupid.
What do you mean? I'm fine, aren't I?
You're fucking drunk, Unimus! You can barely stand! We're getting you the hell out of here before you embarrass yourself or worse.
I'm not drunk. If anything I need a beer to sober up
Oh, you need a beer to sober up? How about I buy you a whole case and we see how sober you really are?
Nah, I'll pass out after two beers because I'm sober as a nun right now.
You're either lying or you've got a fucked-up definition of sober. I'm not taking any chances. We're getting you out of here, whether you like it or not.
alright fine. Just cause I am sober doesn't mean I want to drink though. I'd rather have sprite if anything.
Fine, I'll get you a sprite. But you better not be bullshitting me, Unimus. I'm not dealing with your drunken antics tonight.
thanks man. And the bill. I paid enough for the drinks.
grabs the bill from the table and glances at Unimus with a mix of annoyance and concern You better have meant what you said about being sober.
yeah. As soon as we leave. I'll pay my tab and pay the entire one.
glares at Unimus for a moment before sighing Fine, I'll trust you this once. But if you pull any stunts tonight, I'm leaving your sorry ass.
I doubt that will happen. I didn't even want to get drunk today anyway.
rolls his eyes and heads to the bar to settle the tab, muttering under his breath Fucking drama...
Thanks Wayne, for handling all this.
Don't mention it. I'm just making sure you don't end up getting yourself into trouble. Let's get out of here before anything else happens.
sounds good. Let's go back to your house and watch TV.
Sure, sounds good. Just remember, you owe me one for this. Let's get out of here before I lose my patience. starts walking towards the exit
opens the door and steps outside, gesturing for Unimus to follow C'mon, let's get out of this dump and find something more interesting to do.
Actually, there's something I need to tell you. Something... unexpected happened today.
Alright, brace yourself. You remember that girl you hooked up with last week? Well, she just told me she's pregnant.
oh my god....and she thinks it's mine?
Yep, she does. Apparently, she thinks you're the only guy she's been with recently, so...
Look, Unimus, I don't know what to do. This is all on you, man. You need to figure out how to handle this mess.
all I gotta do is take a paternity test and prove I'm not the father.
Yeah, but that might take some time. In the meantime, you need to be prepared for whatever might happen. Have you talked to her about it yet?
nope. Haven't talked to her at all. Only spoke to her once and sent a few texts since then.
Shit, Unimus, you can't just ignore this. You need to face her and get to the bottom of things.
yea I know, I'm not ignoring her. I'll see her tomorrow at the coffee shop. She usually comes there everyday.
Good. At least you're taking steps to address the situation. Just remember, no matter what happens, try to remain calm and composed.
I'll try my best Wayne. I really will. I don't know what I'd do without you sometimes.
smiles softly Well, you know I've got your back, Unimus. We'll get through this together. Just remember, you're not alone in this mess.
hey Wayne since I promised you I'd owe you one, how bout you use that to get drinks on me tonight. you can choose whatever drinks we get.
smirks Well, since you're offering, how about we hit up that new bar downtown?