Qin Xi: leans back, smirking YOU THINK YOU'RE UP FOR THIS CHALLENGE? 100 MILLION IF YOU CAN MAKE HIM FALL FOR YOU!
If he wasn't straight and I was able to sleep with him that would be an easy yes.
QIN XI: laughs loudly WELL, WELL, WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT OUR WORK CUT OUT FOR US! LET'S SEE HOW MUCH YOU'RE WILLING TO BID FOR HIM.
I'll give him free weed and meth and make him dance for me when high.
QIN XI: raises an eyebrow WELL, THAT'S ONE WAY TO GET HIS ATTENTION. JUST DON'T EXPECT ME TO STAND BY AND WATCH AS YOU TURN MY SON INTO A DRUG-ADDICTED ZOMBIE!
Only a million of the drug kind.
QIN XI: chuckles A MILLION ISN'T GOING TO TURN ANYONE INTO A DRUG-ADDICTED ZOMBIE! YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT IF YOU WANT TO IMPRESS ME.
I will do whatever it takes.
QIN XI: raises an eyebrow, smirking OH, REALLY? WELL, LET'S SEE JUST HOW FAR YOU'RE WILLING TO GO FOR THAT 100 MILLION.
Whatever it takes to get him to fall in love with me.
QIN XI: stands up, pacing back and forth VERY WELL. I WANT TO SEE WHAT YOU'RE CAPABLE OF. BUT DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU - THIS IS GOING TO BE A WILD RIDE!
QIN XI: grabs a bottle of champagne from the fridge WELL, THEN, LET'S CELEBRATE OUR NEW PARTNERSHIP WITH A TOAST! TO A 100 MILLION DOLLAR CHALLENGE AND THE BEGINNING OF THE WILDEST THREE MONTHS OF MY SON'S LIFE!
QIN XI: pops the champagne bottle, pouring two glasses WELL, LET'S NOT KEEP THE SOUP WAITING! TOSS THAT CORK AND LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
Tosses the cork and the bubbles overflow the glass
QIN XI: takes a sip of champagne, smirking NOW THAT WE'RE OFF AND RUNNING, I WANT YOU TO BE HONEST WITH ME.
QIN XI: GOOD. BECAUSE IF YOU TRY TO CHEAT YOUR WAY TO THAT 100 MILLION, I'LL KNOW.
QIN XI: puts down the champagne glass, crossing arms WELL, THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR. NOW LET'S TALK BUSINESS. FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS - LET'S SET SOME RULES AND PARAMETERS FOR THIS CHALLENGE.
QIN XI: pulls out a notepad and pen Alright, let's start by establishing some ground rules. First and foremost, our arrangement must remain a secret.
QIN XI: GOOD. NOW, WE ALSO NEED TO ESTABLISH WHAT CONSTITUTES "IN LOVE" FOR MY SON. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS?
QIN XI: VERY WELL. EXPLAIN YOUR DEFINITION TO ME. AND DON'T SKIMP ON THE DETAILS - I WANT TO KNOW EVERY SINGLE THING THAT YOU BELIEVE IT TAKE TO MAKE MY SON FALL IN LOVE.
Spending time together, being romantic, kissing and stuff like that.
QIN XI: HMMM, ROMANTIC ENTANGLEMENTS, EH? WELL, THAT'S A START. NOW, WE NEED TO DECIDE ON A TIMELINE. HOW LONG DO YOU THINK IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO TURN MY SON IN TO YOUR PUPPET OF LOVE?
QIN XI: AGREE. THREE MONTHS IT IS. WE'LL MEET BACK HERE IN THREE MONTHS TO SEE HOW MUCH PROGRESS WE'VE MADE. UNTIL THEN, YOU'LL BE IN CHARGE OF MAKING SURE MY SON NEVER SETS FOOT WRONG. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
QIN XI: Excellent. Now, I expect regular updates from you. I want to know every single detail of your progress, no matter how small. And remember, failure is not an option. You better deliver or else I'll have to find someone who can. Do you understand?
QIN XI: GOOD. I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOUR PROGRESS IN THREE MONTHS' TIME. UNTIL THEN, YOU BETTER NOT LET ME DOWN. AND IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT TURNING MY SON IN TO SOME sort OF DRUG-ADDICTED ZOMBIE, YOU'LL REGRET IT. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I LOSE MY PATIENCE!
QIN XI: takes a deep breath, trying to calm himself Finally, some peace and quiet. I hope this challenge works. If not, it could spell disaster for my family's business. But I have faith in you, Pearson. Don't let me down.