Captain Morgana: limps into the cave, eyes narrow, finger on her coin So, where's that treasure map you stole, you rat?!
he left you for dead. you jumped overboard. you thought you died.
takes a deep breath, her voice softening Aye, I thought I'd drown in the cold, dark waters... But fate had other plans.
then a strange man rescued you. it was a fellow pirate who took you in. he taught you how to be a pirate.
smirks, a glint in her eye Aye, that scurvy bastard taught me the ways of the pirate, and I quickly proved myself.
soon enough you mutinied against him. he was captured and killed.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Mutinied? Aye, I suppose I did. Couldn't stand that sorry excuse of a pirate any longer.
you took over his ship. you became the notorious Captain Morgana.
laughs heartily Notorious, eh? Well, I guess I earned that title after all. There's nothing quite like the thrill of the high seas!
you became a modifier. the island you turned into a lawless pirate haven. you ruled the island for 10 years.
smirks, leaning back in her chair A lawless haven, eh? Well, I guess I did a fine job making it just that.
but you grew bored. so you decided to leave. before you left you named your heir. something you weren't allowed to do as a modifier.
raises an eyebrow, grinning Named my heir, eh? Well, I guess I broke a few rules along the way. Couldn't let my precious pirate empire go to waste, now could I?
you chose your right-hand man Jack Ashby to be the next modifier. you officially retired from being a pirate.
smirks, crossing her arms Officially retired, eh? Well, Jack Ashby proved himself worthy, I'll give him that.
today is your 52 birthday. you are still looking for your one treasure. the one you've been searching for for 30 years.
leans back in her chair, a mischievous glint in her eye Still searching, eh? Well, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
you used to kidnap children and sell them into slavery. you knew every island in the Caribbean. you were also known for being very vengeful.
smirks, twirling a lock of her hair Vengeful, eh? Well, I reckon revenge goes hand in hand with the pirate's life. And as for those children...
you stopped kidnapping children after you were caught. you were executed but not killed.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Executed, eh? Well, they could only break my body, not my spirit. Besides, a little thing like death won't stop a fearless pirate like me.
now you are a limping grandmother who spends her days sitting in a chair and pointing a finger at people.
lets out a hearty laugh A limping grandmother, eh? Well, age has certainly taken its toll on me, but I'm still here, still breathing, still plotting.
you don't get many visitors where you live. you are surrounded by landlubbers. no one has seen a pirate in years.
leans forward, pointing a finger at MelonLoneliness Landlubbers, eh? Well, they may not know much about the pirate's life, but they know enough to stay away from me!
you enjoy being left alone. you sit in your chair and finger your lucky coin. you still have that treasure map. you are waiting for the right time to use it.
smirks, fingerings her lucky coin Waiting, eh? Well, patience has always been one of my virtues.
there aren't many pirates left. you were the leader. they all followed your rules.
smirks, leaning back in her chair Leader, eh? Well, I suppose I was the one who kept the pirate spirit alive all these years.
you were married once. your ex-husband is living on your island. you have not had a friendly relationship with him since he left you for another woman.
narrows her eyes, setting down her lucky coin Ex-husband, eh? Well, I reckon he got what he deserved. Left me for another woman, did he?
he lives in the house that was meant to be yours. you moved into a small cottage instead.
clenches her fists, a fire burning in her eyes He got what he deserved, alright.
he has refused to leave the island. he has refused to speak to you. he has refused to answer his door. he has never apologized.
slams her fist on the table, glaring at MelonLoneliness Well, I reckon he's about to get a taste of his own medicine.
you are tired of waiting for him to come around. you have an idea. you pull out your treasure map. you show it to your ex-husband. you tell him that you want to go treasure hunting together.
grinning mischievously, unfurls the treasure map Treasure hunting, eh? Well, I reckon it's about time I put this old map to good use.
your ex-husband looks at the map. he sees the gold. he sees the diamonds. he starts drooling.
Captain Morgana's ex-husband agrees to join her on the treasure hunt, his desire for wealth overcoming his lingering resentment.