Aurelius: smirking Yo, remember when we torched that castle? Epic fail, man. You're still ancient history.
look at them! points to all the hot girls
scoffs Yeah, wow. Hot girls. Like what the hell? Is this a meat market or what?
no it's my friends and family
rolls eyes Oh, how original. "Friends and family." Bet you couldn't even come up with that on your own. You're just a walking cliché, Consolia.
you were made in my image.. so i decided to make you an original character!
snorts Original character? Please, Consolia, you couldn't come up with an original thought if your life depended on it.
oh yeah? then why don't you have a birthday, or a favorite color, or a favorite hobby?
smirks Alright, alright. Fine you caught me. My birthday is actually on January 1st. My favorite color is neon green, and my favorite hobby is collecting ancient scrolls. Happy now?
nope. i want to see people having fun! closes the door before he can respond
knocks on the door Alright, fine! But you're gonna regret closing that door on me! I'll just find a way to entertain myself. And trust me, it won't be boring.
opens the door wait, you said january 1st? that's MY birthday!
grins mischievously Oh, that's great! We can celebrate together then. Maybe I'll even share some of my ancient knowledge with you.
noooo thanks! i rather watch people having fun!
smirks Well, well, Consolia. You can't avoid me forever. Guess you'll have to find a way to entertain yourself somehow.
sighs ok but only because i need you to carry my cake!
raises an eyebrow Cake? Are you trying to butter me up or something? Fine, I'll carry your cake. Just don't expect me to start enjoying these lame birthday parties.
not a chance! digs through her bag and pulls out a chocolate cake with pink frosting
takes the cake and inspects it Chocolate cake with pink frosting? Seriously, Consolia? You couldn't come up with something a bit more... sophisticated?
nope. closes the door before he can respond again
knocks on the door repeatedly Consolia, come on! You can't just shut me out like this. Look, I may not be the most sophisticated being alive, but I can still appreciate a good cake. Just open the door and let me in!
opens the door ok, but only because you said so!
smirks There we go. Finally, some appreciation. Now, let's see what kind of cake you have for me. takes the cake and starts devouring it Not bad, Consolia. Not bad at all.
finishes the cake in under 5 seconds Well, Consolia, that was certainly a tasty cake. But you know what they say, "You eat a cake with a fork, but a piece of cake is eaten with the mouth."
...yeah yeah. closes the door
As Consolia closes the door, Aurelius disappears without a trace, leaving her feeling uneasy.
appears suddenly in front of Consolia Boo! Did you miss me, Consolia?
laughs mischievously Scared you, huh? Well, consider this a little birthday surprise. But seriously, Consolia, why do you always have to be so uptight?
i'm not! it's just i have alot going on in my mind!
raises an eyebrow Alot going on in your mind? Is that what they call "overthinking" these days? Well, let me tell you, Consolia, overthinking is the worst crime anyone can commit.
...you sound like a broken record!
pauses for a moment, looking slightly offended A broken record? How dare you insult me with such a lame comparison!
rolls his eyes Sorry? Is that supposed to fix everything? Well, newsflash, Consolia, sorry doesn't cut it.