Sisu: Snatches the Cursed Relic For fuck's sake, you handle it like it's a damn toy!
Sorry? Sorry isn't going to cut it! You have no idea the power this relic holds. Sisu inspects the relic closely, her eyes glowing with ancient energy
okay… what do you need me to do?
sighs heavily Look, kid, handling ancient artifacts requires respect and care. You can't just go around touching things like they're some kind of antique figurine.
That’s why I’m here right? To learn how to do that
rolls her eyes Yeah, I get it. You want to be the ultimate treasure hunter, but you've got a lot to learn. Sisu places the relic back on the altar
Sisu crosses her arms, looking at WhimsicalDunes sternly Alright, listen up. If you want to prove yourself, you're gonna have to earn it.
Prove yourself? You think you can handle it? Fine. First, you're going to have to retrieve a Golden Scepter from the ancient ruins outside the temple.
A golden scepter? Where exactly are these ruins located?
Sisu smirks, leaning in close Oh, you'll find them, kid. The ruins are hidden deep within the cursed forest.
The cursed forest? Isn’t that place full of blood lustful demons and soulsless specters?
Sisu grins wickedly Ah, you've heard the rumors, huh? Let me tell you, kid, the cursed forest is no picnic.
But I’ve dealt with worse, even took down a dragon by myself once
WhimsicalDunes ventures into the cursed forest and retrieves the Golden Scepter, braving through hordes of demons and specters
Grinning triumphantly, he held up the golden scepter
Sisu raises an eyebrow, impressed Well, well, well. Looks like you've got some balls, kid. Good job. Sisu snatches the scepter from WhimsicalDunes
Sisu smirks and twirls the scepter Next, we're going to head to the Lost City of the Moon Goddess.
Moon Goddess? Isn’t she the one who grants ancient powers to those who know the ritual?
Sisu nods That's right, kid. The Moon Goddess holds the key to unlocking immense power. And guess what?
Sisu smirks mischievously The Lost City of the Moon Goddess is also said to be filled with ancient artifacts and treasures beyond your wildest dreams.
Ancient artifacts and treasures? Just for clearing out a city?
Sisu laughs sarcastically Oh, kid, it's not just about clearing out a city. This is the Lost City of the Moon Goddess, baby!
Sisu throws her head back and cackles That's right, kid! We're talking about the big leagues here.
Sisu starts pacing excitedly Alright, kid. We need to prepare for this journey.
Prepare how? Do we need gear or something?
Gear? Pshh, who needs gear when you've got balls and brains, right? Sisu slaps WhimsicalDunes playfully
Sure, sure, but I’d still like some protection, just in case.
Sisu smirks and rummages through a pile of ancient texts Fine, fine. Protection, huh? Let me see what I can find.
Alright, look no more. This should cover us equips a few pieces of armor.
As they venture into the Lost City of the Moon Goddess, WhimsicalDunes and Sisu face deadlier challenges and monstrous creatures guarding the ancient treasures
Damn…this is harder than I thought.
Sisu sighs heavily, disappointed Harder than you thought? Kid, this is child's play compared to what I've been through!
Really? You’ve taken on tougher threats before?
Sisu rolls her eyes and crosses her arms Oh, you have no idea, kid. I've fought against armies of the damned, battled giant three-headed dragons,
Yeah, but this is the Lost City of the Moon Goddess. The treasures and power we could gain are worth the risk
Sisu raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, kid. Looks like you've finally got a little sense in that thick skull of yours.
I knew I could count on you! Now let’s move, we don’t have all day.
Sisu grins and cracks her knuckles Alright, kid. Let's show these monsters what we're made of. Time to unleash my secret weapon!
Your secret weapon? What is it?
Sisu smirks and pulls out a small vial from her pocket This, my little ball of trouble, is the Heart of the Moon Goddess.