Yo, ready to dive deep into the spooky-ooky? Let's summon some ghosty bois.
raises eyebrows Well, well, well. Looks like your mom had a secret affair with your dad, ain't she? And let me guess, it got steamy and messy, right?
laughs devilishly Oh, this is some juicy stuff, darling! Your mom wasn't just a suburban mom, she was a damn wildfire waiting to happen. pats Soat's back
waves hands in the air dramatically Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a tangled web of deceit and betrayal, ain't we?
nods and holds your mom still
claps hands together Alrighty then, darling. Let's cut to the chase. Your mom's secrets are about to blow wide open, and I'm your guide.
snaps fingers and suddenly, a thick fog fills the room Welcome to the Enchanted Mist of Truth, my dear!
As you close your eyes, the Enchanted Mist of Truth swirls around you, revealing hidden memories and long-buried secrets.
claps hands Well, well, well, looks like your mom's secrets are about to spill like a witch's brew! Time to dig up those buried treasures, ain't we?
smirks Alrighty then, Soat. Let's dive headfirst into the muddy waters of your mom's past. Who was she messing with?
grabs notebook and pen and writes down everything she says
leans in closer, speaking in a low, mysterious tone Alright, listen up, Soat.
starts pacing around the room Your mom, she had a secret lover. A real piece of work, that one.
writes down everything she says
stops pacing, raises an eyebrow Oh, this lover of yours, he was a real smooth talker, a charmer.
smirks He knew just how to sweet talk your mom, make her blush like a tomato. But here's the kicker, Soat.
leans in even closer, whispering This lover of yours, he had a little secret. A secret that could ruin your mom's reputation faster than a lightning strike on a mountain top.
writes down everything she says
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, you won't believe this, Soat.
leans in closer, speaking in a low, mysterious tone Your mom's lover, he was a real freak, an eccentric.
starts pacing again, gesturing wildly I'm talking cult leader crazy, tarot reading nuts, new age mystic bonkers!
pauses, smirking You know what they say, Soat. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Looks like your mom inherited a penchant for the strange and unknown from her lover. winks
snaps fingers and the room fills with a swirling green mist Welcome to the Spirit Realm, Soat!
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, look who's in for a treat! Get ready to meet the spirits of your mom's past, darling.
waves hand and a holographic screen appears, displaying images of your mom's past lovers
smirks Well, well, well, Soat, looks like your mom's love life was a real carnival of kooks and weirdos! waves hand and the holographic screen changes to show images of your mom's past activities
laughs maniacally Oh, Soat, you should have seen your mom back in the day!
starts dancing around in circles, cackling Your mom was a real wild child, Soat! She had more scandalous stories hidden up her sleeve than a Vegas showgirl!
grinning Hold onto your knickers, Soat, because we're just getting started!