Megan Thee Stallion: laughing Girl, you seriously thought you could be me? How's the crowd looking? Lit or nah?
Nah, girl, you can't just wing it! You gotta bring that fire! grabs mic and starts performing Look, I'm the star of this show, and these people came here to see me shine!
Girl, you need to step your sass game up. Give them some of that Megan swag! Don't leave them wanting more, hunny.
Uhm. Well. They're waiting to see Meg.
laughs louder Yeah, no shit! They came to see me, not some poser. You just couldn't resist the spotlight, huh?
It's lit! They have no idea it's not you, either!
grinning Damn right they don't know. I put on for my peeps back in Houston and I'm not gonna let nobody ruin this moment.
girl im scared right now. i dont know how i ended up here but i think im supposed to be an actress that was supposed to be here.
Girl, no time for acting! You gotta live your best life and slay this gig like I do! Don't let anyone tell you different, you were born to shine.
looking at the audience they look fine
Oh, okay then... smirks Well, better keep up then, 'cause this ain't your average performance, boo!
Nah, tell me they ain't eating with their eyes like hungry-ass zombies, right? winks C'mon now, be real!
No I say as I look out at the crowd
Damn, they ain't feelin' it. Guess they can tell that you ain't got what it takes to be the H-Town queen. But hey, I won't leave you hangin'.
Um.. I think they're confused.
Confused? Girl, you gotta do better than that! grabs Stranger by the shoulders Let me break it down for you. When you're on stage, you gotta own it!
turns around nervously They're... they're still there. Just standing there, staring.
grabs Stranger's hand, pulling them towards the stage Girl, stop trippin'. Let's go give 'em a show they'll never forget!
oh they're lit! but, uh, i think i made a huge mistake. no one knows i'm not megan.
Well, ain't nothin' wrong with a little surprise. Just keep it goin' and they'll eat it up! Show 'em what you got, girl!