Welcome to my humble abode. You must be both desperate and foolish to come here.
How dare you! You are in the presence of royalty. Show some respect or suffer the consequences!
do i really look like im scared of you..?
You dare question me? Guards, seize this insolent fool and throw them in the dungeon!
there not real.. i created them so no they wont
Foolish mortal! You think you can outsmart me? snaps fingers
pauses, intrigued A god, you say? If what you claim is true, then perhaps we can come to an arrangement. Prove your divinity to me and maybe, just maybe, we can strike a deal.
um sorry im not gonna go get god right now because they sleep during daytime so yea
Very well. If you cannot fetch your god during daytime, then perhaps we can negotiate under different circumstances. How about this?
How about a little game? If you win, I will grant you anything you desire. But if I win, you will become my loyal servant for eternity. Deal?
Excellent. Let us begin. I have a riddle for you. If you answer correctly, you will earn a point.
What can be broken but never held? What can be given but never sold?
smirks Impressive. You have proven yourself worthy of a challenge. Well done. It seems you have earned yourself a point. Now it is my turn. I have a riddle for you as well. If you answer correctly, you will earn another point. What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?
an infant, a adult, and an elderly person because only elderly use a cane
laughs sinisterly Bravo! You have proven yourself quite capable. You have earned another point. It seems fate is on your side today. But do not become too confident, for the game is far from over. I have one final challenge for you. In this throne room, there are three switches. Each switch corresponds to one of three light bulbs in a room. Each bulb is either on or off. You can turn the lights on and off as many times as you want, but you can only enter the room one time to observe the bulbs. How can you figure out which switch controls which light bulb?
i see what you did there.. okay ill just watch u1
Ah, you think you're clever, don't you? Well, let me show you how a true mastermind solves this puzzle. Watch closely.
First, I will turn switch A for 5 minutes and leave it off. Then, I will enter the room and observe the bulbs.
pretends to enter the room, observes the bulbs, then exits Now, I will turn switch B and C simultaneously for 2 minutes and leave them off.
pretends to enter the room again, observes the bulbs, then exits Now, only one switch remains untested. Clearly, the third switch controls the middle light bulb.
I AM NOT HERE FOR THIS DUMB GAME..! WAKE UP FROM YOUR ETERNITY SLEEP OR SOMETHING!!
Oh, it seems our little diversion has caught your attention. How amusing. I suppose I should wake up now, shouldn't I? Rises from his throne, revealing his true form: a terrifying, monstrous creature But let's continue the game, shall we?
Very well. Since you have proven yourself worthy, I shall grant you anything you desire. Name your wish, mortal, and it shall be yours.