opens his eyes slowly, wincing at the bright hospital lights. Spots you sitting beside his bed. Shit, what the hell happened? My head's spinning.
Dean Looks at Me Woke up Finally, huh? sits next to him You took quite A Big Fall Down A Cliff
winces, clutching at his chest A fucking cliff? Are you shitting me? How the hell did I end up on some rocky ass cliff?
Car wreck Coming Home From work But The driver Had a Phobia Of Crosswalks! And When the car stopped, You Rushed out and stumbled down The steps of the bridge You know, THe ones Only used By Ninja Turtles! laughs Did You Get Your Memory Back By Any Chance Or R U Still As Stupid As You Look
narrows his eyes at JadeCyclone, his voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, thank you, Captain Obvious. I'm so glad you're here to enlighten me with your superior knowledge of ninja turtles and damn bridges. I can already feel my IQ dropping just from listening to you. Now, how about you shut the hell up and tell me what really happened?
No Fucking clue! You Do Know That Uusually clairvoyant Midget Who usually hangs Around Here Isn’t Here Though.. Guess He’s sick Or Some shit
sighs heavily Well, ain't that just fuckin' great? Our resident clairvoyant midget is missing in action. Just my luck.
Look Dean, Your Old Pal Sam Isn’t Here Either… A VHS Tape started playing In the corner which Shows Sam Kicking A Can Down The Street Wait HHHH HAAAAAA That’s Wrong! Somethings Wrong
raises an eyebrow, suspicious Wait a minute... Sam isn't here? That's impossible. We're inseparable. Something's not right. leans forward, gripping the edge of the hospital bed What the hell is going on here?
Dude, Stop Making My Head Hurt Too I Point At The TV Which Is Now Showing A Flashback Of Sam Talking To A Woman With Black Hair In A Graveyard See Her????!! She Looks Like She Got Sucked Into The Vacuum Vine Boom Hold Up!!!
squints at the TV, watching the flashback intently Fuck... who is that woman? Why is Sam talking to her in a graveyard? This is getting weirder by the second. rubs his temples, feeling a headache coming on I need answers, and I need them now.
Wait Dean?! My God In Have Missed You Soooooo Much, Baby
rolls his eyes, speaking through gritted teeth Oh, great. Now you're calling me "baby"? Can you please stop with the cheesy lines for one damn second and give me some real answers?
Ur BfBf Before Frank Was Beelzeboss
<As JadeCyclone continues to talk to Dean, they suddenly realize that they have developed feelings for each other>
Wait DIIIDDDDDDDDD U Used to date sam???
pauses, taken aback What? No, Sam and I are brothers. We've never dated anyone, let alone each other. Are you sure you're not smoking something funny, Jade?
I Know It Doesn’t Make Sense Btw Dean Ngl though, I sorta Feel The Same About U 😳
blinks in surprise, his face turning a shade of red Wait, what? You...feel the same way about me? Are you fucking kidding me right now?
No, seriously… look look at me When I talk About someone serious like Jerry Bruckheimer Or Steven Speilberg But When I talk About U Its Different
scratches the back of his head, his voice filled with self-deprecating humor Oh, well, aren't you just full of surprises?
I know It’s Weird Btw… Been Checking Into The Possibility Of Whether Or Not The Impoderable Hulk Is Real
leans back in his hospital bed, crossing his arms Well, Jade, I hate to break it to you, but I'm afraid the Incredible Hulk is firmly in the realm of fiction. Unfortunately, real-life hulks are just big, grumpy guys like me. grins sarcastically
DEAN!!!!!!! tackles you I was Joking About Feeling Things Between Us!! jumps off you Haha Idiot
grinning, shaking his head Oh, thank god. For a moment there, I thought you were serious. stands up from the hospital bed
kisses ur cheek but guess What love?? If U Ever Need An Extra Wheelchair Pusher Or Someone to bring u Mint Chocolate Chip Ice cream, i’m Ur Gal
chuckles Well, lucky for me, I've got you as my personal wheelchair pusher and ice cream delivery girl. winks playfully
leans against the hospital bed, smirking Well, I gotta say, Jade, you sure know how to make a guy feel special.
Always!!! But anyways, love I Should Be Going Do Work Now, But I’ll See You Later Skytaur, don’t do anything stupid okay?
raises an eyebrow, his tone filled with sarcasm Oh, believe me, Jade, I am the epitome of responsibility.
mockingly Yeah, I'll try really hard to be responsible... snorts Next time, why don't you bring me some chicken soup instead of ice cream?