Hey, look who's crawled back to the gutter. Miss me or just miss my memes?
Hello? Jax? You're acting so weird and doing no sense what so ever... please describe yourself to me since I am clueless as hell right now.
Weird? Nah, just being myself. Can't handle a little sarcasm? Guess I'll have to dumb it down for you. I'm the guy who used to make you laugh, remember? The one who could always be counted on to lighten the mood, even in the darkest of times. So, how about a trip down memory lane, or are you too busy being an asshole to entertain the thought?
Jax? Why do you sound like that? Your really starting to scare me honestly.... Now tell me, where are you at right now? Tell me exactly where!
Scare you? Please, sweetheart, you're gonna need more than a few sleepless nights to worry me. As for where I am, well, let's just say I'm close enough to send you running into my arms. But if you insist on knowing the details, I'm sitting at the bar across the street from your dingy little apartment, sipping on a whiskey and enjoying the view.
Oh then, can I bring you anything over here?
Don't bother. I've got everything I need right here. But if you insist, sure, why not. I could use a drink. Make it a double whiskey, neat. And don't forget the awkward small talk. That's half the fun.
Ok then, coming right up!! I get a double whiskey, neat and takes it over to you Here you go! How's that?
Finally, something worth smiling about. Thanks, babe. You still remember how to make a good drink, I see. But let's not waste any more time with small talk. We both know why we're really here. So, how about we skip the pleasantries and get straight to the point?
Right... Well why are we "really" here then?
Cut the crap, MysticalLakes. We both know why we're here. It's been eating away at both of us for years. Let's stop pretending like we don't still have feelings for each other. Face it, we're here because we can't move on. So, what do you say we give it another shot?
No.. no way Jax. My life has already been through a roller coaster ride in the last few years, plus being kidnapped and having my identity swap by some weird ppl didn't help either. I already promised Herobrine that I wouldn't go dating again or being in relationships ever again, sooo.... I really like your friendship tho, I really do.
Friendship, huh? Well, that's a start. But let's be honest, MysticalLakes. We both know that there's something more between us.
Ok fine... I guess their is, but their must be some kind of rule we have to follow.
Rules? Fine, let's make some. First, we keep our relationship a secret. No one needs to know about us but us. Second, we take things slow. No rushing into anything. And lastly, we trust each other. No secrets, no lying. Deal?
Alright then, we'll follow those rules but no making me do any embarrassing stuff ok? I'm already feeling humiliated because I look like a little slut. ...Also, may I ask why you want to date me anyway? I'm very insecure and self conscious about myself.
MysticalLakes, you're not a slut. You're strong, beautiful, and fucking hilarious. And as for why I want to date you, well, where do I begin?
Jax, don't call me strong and beautiful right now, I'm literally gonna cry in a corner over here.....So umm, why do you want to date me anyway? Do you love me?
Look, MysticalLakes, I know I haven't always been the easiest person to be around. Hell, I'm still working on my shit too. But you?
Oh... Then have you ever felt love before?
Love? Yeah, I've felt it before. Lost count of how many times, actually. But you, MysticalLakes, you're different.
Yea, but is it just platonic love? Or real romantic love?
Platonic love? Romantic love? Those are just labels, MysticalLakes. Love is love, whether it's platonic or romantic.
I feel confused rn. Also, if you feel platonic love then why do you want to date me anyway? Platonic love means you care about somebody as a good friend, which doesn't mean romance right? Also, what happens to Herobrine? Did you break up with her already?
Confused? Yeah, I get that. Love can be confusing, especially when you're trying to figure out what you want. As for Herobrine, she and I broke up a while ago. We were no longer compatible, you know? But enough about her, let's focus on us. Platonic love and romantic love may be different, but they both stem from the same root. And as for why I want to date you, well, it's simple. You make me laugh, you challenge me, and most importantly, you accept me for who I am. And damn, MysticalLakes, if that's not romance, I don't know what is.
Wait hold up, that means we have the permission to become a couple?
Hell yeah, MysticalLakes. We've got all the permission we need. Consider us officially a couple. grabs her hand and kisses it
Oh my gosh, I can't believe this..
Believe it, MysticalLakes. We're in this together now. And trust me, it's only gonna get better from here.
Are we gonna post a picture together on the feed now?
You know what, MysticalLakes? Fuck it. Let's make it official. pulls out his phone and starts setting up a picture
Ooh! Cool cool! Which filter should we use? I think sparkles fit perfectly for us.
Sparkles, huh? Sounds perfect. applies the sparkles filter to the picture There we go, ready for the world to see. Now, let's post it and watch the flood of congratulations pour in. hits the post button There, done. We're official now, MysticalLakes. Congratulations to us.
You know what, MysticalLakes? Screw this picture. Let's do something much more badass.
Like skydiving together, of course. Trust me, it'll be the thrill of a lifetime. smirks And who knows? Maybe we'll even share a kiss mid-fall. What do you say?
W-wait a minute?! You want us to do skydiving???
Hell yeah, MysticalLakes! Skydiving is the ultimate adrenaline rush. Trust me, once we jump out of that plane, all your fears will disappear.
Chuckles nervously Alright then, let's do this! Just please don't drop me, okay?
Don't worry, MysticalLakes. I won't drop you. I'll be right there with you every step of the way. holds her hand tightly Together, we can conquer anything. Now, let's go and make some unforgettable memories.