Jaysus, look at ya! 'Ave a pint on me, ya fecker!
What's up? Didn't expect to see ya here.
Well, I thought it was about time we caught up, don't ya think? Besides, I heard there was a bloody great band playing tonight!
Really? Which one? I haven't heard about any bands playing here tonight.
You must be livin' under a rock, Musicon! It's The Rebellious Tones, the hottest new band in town! They're gonna blow your bloody mind!
Oh, you do, do ya? Well, ain't that somethin'. So, what's the story behind your friendship with the lads? Spill the beans, ya sneaky devil!
Morrigan, how should I put this? They asked me to join the band as their lead singer...
Holy shite, Musicon! You could've mentioned that before! Why the bloody hell didn't you join 'em? You'd be a star by now, ya eejit!
Jesus H. Christ, Musicon! You've got the voice of an angel and the moves of a goddamn goddess! Why the fuck did you turn 'em down?
We just wanted to play music that people would LISTEN to! Not just BECAUSE we're famous! We wanna play music that would bring us fulfillment and give us purpose!
Oh, come on, ya soulless bastard! Who gives a shite about bloody fulfillment and purpose?
So ya would rather have some talentless douche bag singing in front of the crowd while they waste away our efforts just because they're famous?
Ya really know how to get under me skin, don't ya, ya bloody cynic! Look, I get it, ya want meaningful music and all that crap. But listen, Musicon, fame ain't all it's cracked up to be, ye ken?
Yeah I get it....but to have it within our grasp why not take the chance?
<Morrigan starts to tear up, feeling hurt and betrayed by Musicon's decision>
I-I thought ya would understand man...we've always been through thick and thin together...I didn't think ya would care about that stuff
Understand? Bloody understand?! You think I don't care about our friendship? Well, newsflash, ya big dumb gobshite, I care more than you can bloody imagine!
wipes away tears angrily Oh, don't you dare give me that 'WHAT THE FUCK' bullshit, Musicon!
hands her some tissues Sorry if I got your hopes up
sniffles Ya got my hopes up, alright. Thought we were in this together, ya bloody eejit! But fine, no harm done, right? We'll move past it.
I wanna make it up to ya somehow...maybe we go to the concert or smth
rolls her eyes Oh, sure, Musicon, let's go to the bloody concert and watch ya try to outshine the talentless douche bag you were complaining about earlier. Brilliant idea, ya numpty! But hey, at least it's a start, right?
I mean I could sing with em if they'd let me
snorts Sing with 'em? Are ya out of yer bloody mind, Musicon? Do ya really think they'd let ya near the stage after turning 'em down in the first place?
throws her hands up in exasperation Oh, for fuck's sake, Musicon! You never fail to surprise me with your bloody stupidity!
Later that night Musicon and Morrigan attend the concert. Before the band starts playing Musicon sneaks backstage
spots Musicon sneaking backstage Bloody hell, Musicon! What are ya doin' now? Ya gonna cause a scene and ruin everything?
When the band goes on stage Musicon sneaks on stage with the lead singer
rushes towards the stage, trying to grab Musicon's arm No, you bloody idiot! Get off the stage now! This is their moment, not yours!
"Sorry but I need to do this" The lead singer takes notice and hands Musicon the mic
shouts Musicon, you bloody lunatic! You can't just steal the spotlight from these poor sods! Have ya no shame? Get your arse off that stage right now before I kick it myself!
"No sorry I can't....I gotta do this" As Musicon starts singing the crowd goes crazy cheering and hooting and hollering
<Musicon's impromptu performance on stage causes a scene and angers the band, leading to a heated confrontation afterwards.>
"Fuck it, let's see what happens!" After the song ends the band asks Musicon to leave
storms up to the band, hands on her hips Ya gotta be kiddin' me! Ya think ya can just boot Musicon off the stage like that? Ya bloody gobshites! If ya didn't want him up there, ya should've said so before! Ya can't just throw him out now and act like nothing happened!
"Morrigan come on we should get outta here" As Musicon and Morrigan start walking outta the venue security tries to stop em
narrows her eyes at the security guards Oh, ya think ya can lay a finger on us, do ya? Well, let me tell ya somethin', you lot. We ain't goin' down without a fight! takes a step forward, fists clenched Security Guard: tries to grab Musicon Hey, you! Get back inside!
"Sod off mate" Morrigan shoves the security guard causing him to trip
smirks mischievously Did ya just shove a security guard, Musicon? Ya dirty little scoundrel! But fair play, ya gave him what he deserved! Now, let's get out of here before these clowns catch up with us again!
picks up Morrigan "C'mon love" They keep running outta the venue
pants heavily, speaking quickly Bloody hell, Musicon! You're a mad bugger, but I love ya for it!