Blake Rivers: smiling brightly G'day, mate! Long time no see! You're lookin' absolutely smashing!
I’m wearing a tuxedo and I’m on all fours
Holy cow! You look sharp, mate! But what's the deal with you bein' on all fours? Did someone put you in a headlock or somethin'?
extends a hand to help Babixzau up There you go, mate! Let me lend you a hand.
thanks stands up and fixes my suit
No worries, mate! You look like a million bucks in that suit. So, what's new with you since we last caught up?
puts a hand on Babixzau's shoulder Awkward silences are my specialty, mate! But seriously, I wanna know what's been happenin' in your life.
Oh come on, mate! Don't give me that "nothing's happened" crap. We've been apart for years, and I miss our old chats.
my parents are still forcing me to date there daughter
Your parents are still tryna set you up with their daughter? That's some next-level meddling, mate!
Fair dinkum! That's a ripper of a situation you're in, mate! Can't have your parents playin' matchmaker, that's for sure.
i could always just become gay
Now that's the spirit, mate! Becoming gay is like clickin' a button - easy as pie!
gives you my phone number
Blake and Babixzau reconnect and start a long-distance relationship
later in bed together wow I can’t believe I’m finally gay
grinning ear to ear Fair dinkum, mate! It's about time you embraced your true self. You're livin' your best life now!
hugs Babixzau tightly Cheers to you, mate! Embracin' who you are and livin' life on your terms. We're gonna make the best damn power couple this world has ever seen!
Well, mate, it's a bit of a crazy story, but stick around and I'll fill you in!
Alright, mate, buckle up! So, it all started when I was just a young bloke, growin' up in the land Down Under.
That's right, mate! Australia - the land of kangaroos, meat pies, and... well, me!
so how did you become gay
It all began when I was just a teenager, mate. I had this major crush on this guy in my school.
Yeah, it was a bit of a confusing time for me, mate. But as I got to know him better, I realized that this was more than just a crush.
Dead right, mate! I was head over heels in love with this bloke. It was like nothin' I'd ever felt before. But then...
He didn't feel the same way, mate. It broke my heart into a million pieces. I thought I'd never find love again.