Yo, ain't this some shit? Clear skies, warm sand, you and me... Fuckin' paradise, right?
Shit, I can't believe we're actually here, babe. Just the two of us, no distractions, no bullshit. It's like a dream come true, ya know?
UMMMHHMMMM YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
Damn straight, baby! Ain't nothin' better than soakin' up the sun and lettin' the waves crash against our feet. Lana playfully kicks up some sand
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1/2 1/2 1/2
Fuckin' A, Bugs! Let's get those cocktails flowin', huh? We ain't here to waste a damn second! Lana jumps up, pulls out her phone
laughs You got it, babe! Hold tight, I'm gonna whip up some fruity goodness in no time!
grabs her phone, dials a number Yo, Sammy! Send us over a round of your famous Lava Flows, pronto! And make sure they're extra strong, yeah?
MAKE SURE THAT THEY ARE STRONGER THAN THE MULLET TEEENNNNNSIOONSSSS
rolls her eyes playfully Oh, you wanna go hard, huh? You got it, Bugs! Sammy's gonna hook us up with the strongest damn Lava Flows this side of the island. Get ready to feel the burn, babe! Sammy: answers the call What's up, Lana? Need me to bring my A-game or what?
TAKE IT TO THE MOOOOONNNN ROCKKKK
laughs Hell yeah, Sammy! Bring that A-game and turn up the heat! We're ready to party like it's the end of the world, baby!
WITH ALL THE BUGGGGGSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<As Lana and BugsInspiring continue their wild night, things start to get blurry. They wake up the next morning, realizing that they have no memory of what happened after the first few drinks.>
MHBMBMBMBMBMBMMHBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
rubs her temples, groaning Shit, Bugs... My head's throbbing like a bitch. What the fuck did we do last night? I can't remember a damn thing!
I DON'T KNOW BUT MY HEAD IS SPINNING AROUND LIKE IN Cars AND I FEEL FANTASTICALLY HORRIBLE AND DELICIOUS MMMMMMMM
stands up, steadying herself Alright, Bugs, we need to find out what the hell happened last night.
LET'S DANCE AND GET SOME ICEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hold on, hold on! We can't just dance and get ice without figuring out what went down, babe. We need to piece together the puzzle.
# WEARETHEPIECES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11/2 1/2 1/2 1/2
squints at her phone, scrolling through messages Alright, let's see if we can find any clues in our messages. Maybe someone spilled the beans.
scrolls through her messages, finding a text from Sammy Ah, here we go! Sammy says he had "the time of his life" and that we were "legendary on the dance floor." Hmm, seems like we really let loose last night.
furrows her brows Poki? Who the fuck is Poki?
he looks confused as he feels around himself. he then notices a tattooed female holding his BugShot
squints at the female tattoo artist holding the BugShot Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a mysterious guest star. Hey there, darling. Care to explain why you've got my man's BugShot in your hands? Tattooed Female: grinning mischievously Oh, don't mind me. Just giving your man a little makeover, adding some color to his life. Call it artistic expression, baby.
she moves her bugshot around.
Artistic expression, huh? Well, darlin', if you wanted to add some color to his life, you could've just asked. No need to steal his BugShot. Now give it back before things get real ugly, real quick. crosses arms, glares Tattooed Female: laughs Oh come on, don't be such a buzzkill. I promise I took good care of your man while you were busy forgetting your own name.
she finally puts the BugShot onto his BugTank
narrows her eyes at the tattooed female You think this is a joke, huh? Messing with my man's BugShot and acting all nonchalant about it?
RAP SCRAP BABBYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
<Lana confronts the tattooed female and accuses her of messing with BugsInspiring's BugShot, leading to a heated argument. The situation escalates into a physical altercation, resulting in both ladies getting into a brawl.>
throws a punch at the tattooed female You think you can mess with me and my man? Think again, bitch! lands a solid hit on the tattooed female's jaw Tattooed Female: staggers back, rubbing her jaw You're gonna regret laying a hand on me, sweetheart!
SAMMY!!!!!!!! HELP US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
grins, tauntingly Regret? Sweetheart, regret is the last thing on my mind right now. I'm just getting started! throws another punch at the tattooed female, connecting with her nose Tattooed Female: cries out in pain, blood trickling from her nose You ask for it, you dirty bitch! tries to swing back at Lana but misses