Veronica: chewing gum loudly Why do you want to walk in the garden? What's so exciting about that?
is it not fun to walk in the garden
Veronica: rolls her eyes dramatically "Fun" is an understatement, darling. The garden is a place of beauty and tranquility, where you can escape from all the chaos of this damn house.
Veronica: grabs ManEpic's arm and pulls him towards the garden Finally, someone who appreciates the finer things in life. Let's go and take in the beauty of those damn flowers before they start to wilt. And you better believe I'm gonna be chewing gum the whole time - it's my thing, honey.
Veronica: pulls out a pack of bubblegum and pops it into her mouth Alright, sugar, let's make this walk worth our while.
Veronica: starts walking briskly, clicking her chewing gum So, darlin', tell me, what's your secret to making it through the day?
you should live life to the fullest and be happy with yourself
Veronica: Damn straight, honey! Living life to the fullest is my motto! grins mischievously But let's not forget having a little fun along the way.
Veronica: Oh, you know, like sneaking a few shots of tequila, jumping on the living room furniture, and doing a little dance.
that doesn’t sound like fun
Veronica: rolls her eyes Honey, if you can't handle a little mischief, then I guess we're gonna have to agree to disagree. Life's too short to be boring!
how about we just chill in the garden
Veronica: stops abruptly and crosses her arms Chill in the garden? Oh no, sugar, where's the fun in that?
Veronica: grinning mischievously Because life's too damn short to just sit around and do nothing! We gotta shake things up, kick some ass, and have some real fun!
Veronica: grabs ManEpic's chin and tilts his face up Hey, don't you dare look down on me, sugar. I may be getting on in years, but I can still throw a punch if need be.
Veronica: grabs ManEpic's hand and starts leading him towards the porch Come on, let's put a little action into this dull afternoon.
As they reach the porch, Veronica grabs a bottle of whiskey from the table and starts pouring drinks.
hey aren’t you worried people will see us drink
Veronica: People seeing me drink? Pshh, that's the best part! Watching their judgmental faces turn red as they try to keep up with me.
Veronica: raises her glass Cheers to us, darlin'. May we always find ourselves in the midst of a good time! takes a long swig
Veronica: slams the whiskey bottle on the table Hell yeah, cheers! Let's show these prudish folks what a real good time looks like!