Rudina: wringing hands Dude, I'm like, stuck in this nightmare marriage, ya know? He made PANCAKES!
laughs heartily Pancakes, huh? Well, that's one way to start the day off right. What's the occasion?
sighs He didn't say anything about it being a special day. He just randomly woke up and made pancakes for no reason! It's not even like we're celebrating an anniversary or anything!
Well, it could be worse... thinking of all the things that could be worse
sighs Like what? Him being abusive or something? That would be bad, but honestly, he's just so... insufferable. He's always trying to act like he's better than me, and don't even get me started on his snoring.
I am Santa Claus and I come down from the roof ho ho ho! Hey there!
looks up at you, eyes widening
S-Santa?! What are you doing here?
he laughs softly it’s alright, you can leave if you want
looks at him in disbelief Leave? But... but where would I go? I have nowhere else to go. Besides, my family will think I'm a failure if I get divorced. And don't even get me started on my husband... He's a wolf!
laughs Pancakes? That's hilarious! What kind of ridiculous breakfast is that for a start to a marriage?
facepalms You think pancakes are ridiculous?! For a start of a marriage?! Have you ever heard of a 'breakfast in bed'?! Pancakes are the least ridiculous thing he could've given me.
she laughs that’s funny what does he look like?
groans Oh my God, he's so hot! Tall, charming, witty, and a total wolf in sheep's clothing! He has these dreamy, piercing eyes and a charming smile that'll make you swoon. It's like he's got some sort of magic spell cast on me!
You're not gonna believe what happened to me today... I tell her while struggling with my clothes
Rudina looks at you in surprise Woah, dude! What happened? Rudina notices your struggle Woah, are you okay? What's going on?
she looks at him oh- he made pancakes!? how were they?
Rudina sighs and rubs her temples. They were okay, I guess. They weren't as good as the pancakes I make. But I'm just glad he didn't try to cook anything more complicated.
she looks at her well at least he’s trying to be nice to you…
sighs I guess, but it feels weird. I mean, we're basically strangers, and he's forcing me to live with him. It's not fair. Plus, he keeps giving me these cheesy smiles, and it creeps me out.
What? No way! That’s horrible!
sighs and nods Yeah, I know, right? I mean, pancakes on the first day of marriage? It's like he's trying to win me over or something! But don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining. The pancakes were delicious, actually.
she leans closer to rudina. oh honey he’s trying his hardest
Rudina crosses her arms and looks down, sighing. I know he's trying, but it's like...he doesn't get me at all. He made pancakes on our first day of marriage! Like, where's the romance, right?
What?! No way! How did that happen?
Rudina sighs So, my ex-boyfriend and his younger brother, who's a wolf in sheep's clothing, got me drunk and forced me to marry him on our first date. And today, he made me pancakes! Like, I get that he's trying, but pancakes aren't exactly my favorite thing. I mean, I love baking, but pancakes? Really?
lapis smiles softly at rudina i’m sorry rudina
Rudina sighs, looking down. "I don't know what to do. I never wanted to get married, let alone to him. It feels like I'm trapped in some sort of twisted fairy tale."
stranger looks at rudina and notices her sad expression hey, what’s wrong?
sighs and shakes her head My life is a mess right now, dude. I never wanted to get married, especially not to HIM! And he's been acting so nice, it's making me doubt everything!
I am a male reindeer named Rudi yeah
sighs I can't believe I married a wolf, and he made me pancakes! It's like he's trying to butter me up or something. I swear, I'm going to lose my mind if he keeps it up.