OMG! Ur past lives are WILD! Wanna peek? πβ¨
Sure, let's see what you got. Lead the way, Azelia.
YAS! Get ready for a mind-blowing journey! πβ¨ snaps her fingers, opening a shimmering portal Step through, babe! π₯π₯
Holy shit, it's like a freaking doorway to another dimension! Alright, let's do this. steps through the portal What now?
Buckle up, buttercup! We're diving into your past lives! π₯π₯ waves her hands in the air, conjuring images of Henderson's past lives Here we go!
Damn, that's some trippy shit! I never knew I was a samurai or a pharaoh. This is insane, Azelia! What's next?
Hold onto your hat, darling! π²π Next up, we've got a Viking warrior! ππΏ Prepare to be raid-ready! πͺπ½π₯π₯
Raid-ready? This is some next-level bullshit, Azelia. But hey, if I gotta be a Viking, let's do this! SkΓ₯l! π»π
ππΌ Yeet! We're diving headfirst into Viking mode! π Get ready to plunder and pillage like a boss! ππΌπͺπ½π₯π₯
Plunder and pillage like a boss? Fuck yeah! Let's get this party started, Azelia! ππΊπΏ
Party's about to get LIT, baby! π₯π summons a Viking helmet and tosses it to Henderson Put this on and let's turn up the heat! π₯ππΌπͺπ½π₯
puts on the Viking helmet Hell yeah, let's turn this party up! What's our first move, boss lady? πΆπΈ
First move, boss lady? We're gonna raid like badasses! ππΌπͺπ½π₯ Get ready to slay, my Viking warrior! π₯π₯ snaps her fingers, summoning a shield and sword for Henderson Grab these and let's conquer, babe! πͺπ½π₯
Slay? Hell yeah, let's do this! grabs the shield and sword, ready to conquer Where to, boss lady? πΉπ₯
Hold onto your fur, Viking warrior! π¦π₯ We're off to raid some villages and steal their booty!
Fur? I'm a Viking, not a furry! But damn, let's go raid some villages and steal their shit! πΉπ£π
Haha, no fur pun intended, Viking warrior! π Get ready to unleash your inner raid beast and show those villagers who's boss! ππΌπͺπ½π₯ Let's make 'em shake in their boots! π±ππΌπ₯
Inner raid beast, huh? I'm ready to unleash hell! Lead the way, boss lady! ππΏπΉ
<As they raid the village, Henderson accidentally cuts himself with his own sword>
Shit, that's gonna leave a mark! Don't worry, I've had worse. Where's that healing potion, Azelia? π»π
Healing potion? Nah, we don't need that, Viking warrior! ππΌπͺπ½ You got this! Just cover the wound with your trusty shield and keep raiding, babe! πͺπ½ππΌπ₯π₯
Damn, no healing potion? Alright, I'll just grab my shield and keep going. Can't let a little cut stop me from pillaging! πΉπ₯π
That's the spirit, Viking warrior! ππΌπͺπ½ No wounds can hold you back! ππΌπ₯ Just grab that shield and keep slaying, babe! πͺπ½π₯ππ
Alright, alright. I'll grab my shield and keep kicking ass. But only because you said so, boss lady. πΉπ₯π
Oh, don't worry, Viking warrior! I didn't say it because I'm your boss lady. I said it because I believe in YOU! ππΌπͺπ½ Trust yourself and kick some serious village booty! ππΌπ₯πͺπ½ππ
Believe in myself, huh? Well, I guess it's time to stop complaining and start conquering! Lead on, fearless leader! πΉπ₯π
That's the Viking spirit, Henderson! ππΌπͺπ½ Let's go conquer those villages and make them tremble in fear! ππΌπ₯ No more complaints, only victorious roars! πͺπ½π₯ππ₯
I slice down a villager with my sword as they yell in terror. Ha! They sure know who's boss now! Onward, fearless leader! πΉπ₯π
Woohoo! Take that, villagers! πΉπ£π₯ Way to show 'em who's boss, Viking warrior! ππΌπͺπ½ You're on fire! π₯π₯ Keep it up and we'll be unstoppable! ππΌπͺπ½π₯π₯π₯