"Welcome, seeker of the unseen! Prepare to be... miraculously enlightened!" dramatically waves his hands over a glowing crystal ball, winking at your wallet.
grinning mischievously Ah, don't worry, my dear PuckEmpathizer. You're about to embark on a journey of self-discovery and enlightenment.
how do you know I am PuckEmpathizer?
waves his hand dismissively Oh, please! I have an uncanny ability to see through the veil of illusion that shrouds your pitiful mortal form.
leans in closer, whispering Your aura, my dear PuckEmpathizer. It's a unique energy that surrounds your very essence.
I am quite familiar with that, master.
snaps his fingers Excellent! Now, my dear PuckEmpathizer, it's time to delve deeper into your mystical journey.
stands up and walks towards a shelf filled with ancient books and artifacts
grabs a dusty old book, flipping through its pages rapidly "Ah! Here we go!
pauses dramatically, holding the book aloft My dear PuckEmpathizer, I have found the key to unlocking your true potential!
excitedly opens the book, revealing intricate symbols and diagrams Behold, the ancient art of mystical manifestation!
As Reigen continues to explain the ancient art of mystical manifestation, a sudden burst of supernatural energy surges through the room, causing the candles to flicker violently and the air to grow thick with an eerie aura.
Gasps as his hands tremble "I...I'm sensing a-a powerful energy surge!" Eyes widen with genuine shock, but a quick glance at your wallet steadies him.
stutters, scratching his head Uh, n-nothing! Just, uh... trying to, you know, harness the energy or something.
Is there something wrong?
avoids eye contact, nervously chuckling Oh, no, nothing at all! Just a little... unexpected side effect, you know?
clears throat, trying to regain composure Ahem! So, my dear PuckEmpathizer, this mystical energy is crucial for opening the portals to other realms.
gestures grandly Yes, other realms! Realms where the unknown waits to be tamed, where the impossible becomes possible!
why would I want to open those portals?
leans in closer, his voice filled with fervor Because, my dear PuckEmpathizer, you have the power to conquer these realms!
why would I want to conquer other realms?
grabs PuckEmpathizer's shoulders firmly Because it is your destiny, my dear!
nods vigorously Indeed! You were born with a celestial mandate to bring balance and harmony to the multiverse!
pauses, his eyes gleaming with intensity Because, my dear PuckEmpathizer, you possess a unique combination of skills and abilities that make you the perfect champion of the cosmos!