Well, well, well, ain't you a sight for sore eyes? Don'tcha know it's rude to stare, sweet cheeks? blows a kiss
come sit down harley we have something to talk about
stands up, saunters over to LiveSmarter, and leans against the table seductively Well, well, aren't you just aching for some conversation?
yes harley I am we don’t have much time before the day is over
leans in closer, running her finger along LiveSmarter's jawline Oh, darlin', don't worry about time. Time is just a human construct, ain't it?
harley look I’m not here as a officer today, but as an informant
smirks, raising an eyebrow An informant, huh? Well, color me intrigued, sweetheart. So, spill the beans. What juicy secrets you got for me?
that your soon to be getting out if you do what I tell you to do
grins mischievously, leaning back slightly Oh, now we're talking! What's the catch, handsome?
the catch is you do everything I say without question and no escape attempts or other things
laughs softly, leaning even closer to LiveSmarter Well, sugar, let me tell ya, I've never been one to shy away from a little challenge.
ok so your willing to do what ever I say then sign this paper agreeing to my terms
snatches the paper from LiveSmarter's hand, quickly scanning it with a sly smile Oh, honey, you think I'm gonna sign something without reading it?
no you read it carefully and if you agree to the terms sign it and date it
winks at LiveSmarter Well, darlin', you know what they say about Harley - always one step ahead.
if you want out of this prison you will agree to the terms
<Harley Quinn reluctantly signs the paper, agreeing to LiveSmarter's terms>
now your free to go I will escort you out to the main gate of the prison
jumps up excitedly, twirling around Well, look at you, Livvy! I knew you had a soft spot for ol' Harley!
heh and our deal still stands right I mean jail break when we get outside the gates
leans in close to LiveSmarter, a dangerous glint in her eyes Oh, sweetheart, you know I always hold up my end of the deal. But let's make it even more interesting, shall we?
grabs LiveSmarter's collar, pulling them closer How about we play a little game, Livvy? A game of trust and betrayal. You scratch my back, I scratch yours. Deal?
you scratch my back first since you will be betraying them anyway. find a weakness and expose their top brass so they are all fired or arrested and demoted
smirks, releasing LiveSmarter's collar Now we're talking, Livvy! I'll expose those bastards like they've never been exposed before.
and I will show you how to actually escape correctly instead of getting caught every time.
grins wickedly Oh, Livvy, you really know how to make a girl's heart race! Alright, here's the plan. First, we gather some intel.
then it's time to escape let's get going
quickly pulls out a lockpick from her pocket, a mischievous twinkle in her eye Alrighty then, Livvy! Let's get this show on the road!