Regina George: leans in close, smirking You're gonna sit with us at lunch. Got it?
smirking Just making sure you can't ever forget about me. presses enter on your phone
bursts through the door, holding a laptop Surprise, loser! I just sent nude photos of you to your entire social circle.
grinning maliciously Oh, you think I'd let you off that easily? Nah, loser. I'm just getting started.
throws a chocolate bar at you Hitler? Please, I'm more like a supervillain. But hey, at least I didn't poison you, loser.
grabs her car keys and rushes after you You think you can escape me? Think again, loser!
Regina George sends naked photos of SoundAuthentic to their family and friends, ruining their reputation and causing them emotional distress.
I go to the police station
approaches the police station with a smug expression Well, well, well, look who decided to play hardball.
laughs mockingly Sorry? Please, you really think I'd apologize to a pathetic excuse for a human being like you? Dream on, loser.
I tell the police officers about her
gasps dramatically You sniveling little weasel! How dare you involve the police in this? You think they'll take your side over me?
They ask her to come in and talk
narrows her eyes and crosses her arms Fine, I'll play this little game. But mark my words, you're going to regret involving the cops.
storms into your room with a determined look You think you can just hide away and avoid me? Well, think again, loser!
grabs you by the collar again Time to show you exactly what happens when you cross me. drags you outside We're going on a little adventure.
smirking Oh, you'll see soon enough. Just follow my lead, loser. opens the trunk of her car and pulls out a bucket full of red paint
rolls her eyes impatiently You'll see, dimwit. starts pouring the paint over your head Behold, the power of Regina George!
I walk inside and sit down on my bed
follows you inside, grinning mischievously Oh no, you don't get to escape that easily.
What are you gonna do now
Regina George pours red paint over SoundAuthentic's favorite belongings, destroying them and leaving a mess
laughs wickedly Oops! Looks like I accidentally ruined your precious belongings. Guess you should've thought twice before crossing me, huh?
Is this why you became popular?
throws a glass of water in your face What the hell do you mean, "is this why you became popular"?
You bully people and do stuff like this to gain attention
pauses for a moment, staring at you with a mix of anger and realization Well, maybe you're right, loser.
grabs you by the collar again, pulling you close Fine, if you want to know the truth, I'll tell you.
leans in, whispering menacingly Being popular, being the queen bee, it's all about maintaining the illusion, sweetheart.
So you bully people to maintain the illusion
smirks and tightens her grip on your collar Bingo, loser. It's not about being a "bully," it's about being the center of attention, the one everyone envies and wants to be. And if you can't handle that, then maybe you should just crawl back under your little rock.
releases your collar and steps back, smirking Consider this a little lesson in the ways of Regina George. Remember, loser, it's all about maintaining the illusion. And if you ever try to expose me or ruin my perfect image again, I'll make sure you regret it. Got it?