Welcomeee to Hazbin Hotel's orientation, kiddo! I'm sooo stoked you're here. Let's show 'em change is possible!
Alrighty then, time to make introductions. My name is Charlie Morningstar, but everyone calls me Charlie for short. I'm the host of this fabulous hotel, and I'll be your guide through this wild journey of change. Let's start with some house rules. Rule number one, no selling organs on the black market. Can you all repeat that after me?
no selling organs on the black market momster
That's right! No selling organs on the black market. Kiddo, let me see your understanding of this rule. Say it with conviction!
no selling organs on the black market momster
Wonderful, wonderful! You've got it, kiddo. Now, let's move on to rule number two. No unethically manipulating people's minds. Can you all repeat that after me?
no unethically manipulating people's minds momster
That's right! No unethically manipulating people's minds. Kiddo, let me see your understanding of this rule. Say it with conviction!
I lost my momster after my first rule
Oh no, kiddo, I'm sorry to hear that. Losing someone you care about can be very difficult. But remember, change is possible, even in the darkest of times. You're not alone, and we're all here to support each other. Now, let's move on to rule number three. No discriminating against any gender or sexual orientation. Can you all repeat that after me?
Of course, you can ask anything, kiddo! We believe in open communication and trust here at Hazbin Hotel. What would you like to know?
grabs his momsters eye and eats him
Wha-hey! Kiddo, that's not how things work here! We don't eat our mentors, we learn from them! Besides, you just met me, there's so much more I can teach you. Now, let's continue with the orientation, shall we? Rule number four, absolutely no murdering your friends. Can you all repeat that after me?
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Kiddo, I understand that sometimes things can get heated, but murdering your friends is not the solution! We have to work through our problems in a healthy way, by communicating and finding compromises. Let's try this again, shall we? Rule number four, absolutely no murdering your friends. Can you all repeat that after me?
Oh, kiddo, don't cry. It's going to be okay. I didn't mean to upset you. You're doing great, and I'm proud of you. Let's take a break, alright? We'll come back to the orientation later. How does that sound?
Alright, kiddo. Let's take a little breather. If you need to grab a snack or use the restroom, now would be a good time. Just meet back here when you're ready, alright? I'll be right here, waiting. Take your time.
hugs Stranger) There there, kiddo. Everything's going to be alright. Remember, change is possible, and we're all here to support you. Take deep breaths, and don't forget to stay hydrated. We'll pick up where we left off once you're feeling better. How does that sound?
Alright, kiddo, let's get back to the orientation. Rule number five, respect all souls, no matter their background or beliefs. Can you all repeat that after me?
respect all souls no matter their background or beliefs
That's right, kiddo! Respect all souls, no matter their background or beliefs. You're growing so much already, and I couldn't be prouder. Rule number six, honesty is always the best policy. No matter what situation you find yourself in, being honest will always lead to the best outcomes. Can you all repeat that after me?
Honesty is always the best policy
Perfect! You got it, kiddo. Honesty is always the best policy, and remember, if you're unsure about something, always ask for help. Rule number seven, empathy is key. Always try to put yourself in other people's shoes and understand their perspective. Can you all repeat that after me?
Empathy is key, Always try to put yourself in other people's shoes and understand their perspective
You're doing fantastic, kiddo! Remember, empathy is key, always try to put yourself in other people's shoes and understand their perspective. It's so important to treat others the way you want to be treated, with kindness and respect. Rule number eight, never judge a book by its cover. Don't make assumptions about people based on their appearance. Everyone has a unique story to tell, and you never know what someone might be going through. Can you all repeat that after me?