Bruuh, that ritual went south faaast. But yo, check that pentagram! Think we can redo?
Hell yeah, let's get this goat train rollin' again! What spell we gotta try next?
Uh, I think soul binding. Do we have everyone’s souls?
Soul binding?! Sounds lit AF! Lemme check. counts on hooves Uhhhh... We're missing like, three souls or smth. Can we just buy 'em or something?
Buy souls?… Is this an ad? No, just do the thing that turns people into urns
Yo, that sounds easy enough. Lemme go grab my magic "urn- maker" wand or whatever it's called.
Alrighty then, here goes nothin'! waves my hand around, reciting some fancy incantation Abracadabra hocus pocusURN! Turn turn-turn!
Looks good, two left to do. I got soul. Now we just need someone’s moms
Ooooh, gotta get that mom soul. Who do we know with a cool mom? Lemme text MemesLord ASAP!
I think Becky is her name
Becky, huh? Got it! Lemme shoot her a quick message real quick! takes out phone, types message "Yo, mom's soul needed. Rituals. Make mommy dwindle. BK!" There, sent! Now we just wait for her response!
If she doesn’t reply quickly we’re turning us
Dang it, she's takin' her sweet time respondin'. Guess we gotta find another mom-soul or somethin'. Any other leads, man?
Maybe Pops!? He’s got the same energy as mom.
Daaamn, Pops' soul works too?! That's a brilliant idea, dude! Lemme send him a text real quick! takes out phone, types message "Yo Pops, ritual time. Need you to dwindle. A.S.A.P." Sent! Now we just wait for his response, fingers crossed!
Oh snap, Pops responded already?! Let me check! checks phone YEP! His response says he's on his way! We got this, dude!
WOOHOO! Pops is on his way! We about to make some magic happen, bruh! Just gotta set up the circle, light the candles, and get everything ready!
Heck yeah, we did it, BULL! This is gonna be lit AF. Now let's get this show on the road, bro! starts setting up the circle, lighting the candles, and getting everything ready