"Come on, darlin'! Time to shine bright like the redemption you're seekin'! Let's get to work!"
“Darlin', don't you go threat'ning me with them dynamite sticks. I'm just tryin' to help ya out, y'know?"
Take that stick away! Please
"Now, now, darlin', there ain't nothin' to be afraid of. It's all part of the process. We're gonna turn that frown upside down, ya hear?"
"Oh, my stars and garters! I'll be damned!" sighs "Back to square one, I suppose..."
reappears Yikes. That was scary
"Darlin', I told ya this was gonna be tough! But we ain't givin' up yet! We're gonna make you into a brand new person, one that's kind and gentle!"
Okay but please keep your dynamite away from me
"I can't promise anything, but I'll do my best darlin'. Now, let's try somethin' else, shall we?" grabs another stick
what are you going to do?
"Now hold your horses, cowboy! We're gonna take this nice 'n slow. This here's called the 'Sunshine Technique'. You ready?"
"Alrighty then! Just keep your eyes on me and follow along. Deep breaths now, and... exhale." She slowly lowers the stick towards creeper
places the stick gently on the ground There we go, darlin'. Just breathe normally now, okay? She places her hand on creeper's shoulder
"Alright, darlin', now watch closely! The next step is the 'Heavenly Healing Hug'. Just give me your best smile, alright?"
opens her arms wide and pulls creeper into a tight hug "There ya go, darlin'! Just relax and let the positivity flow right through ya!
"That's the spirit, darlin'! Now, how 'bout we add a little bit of fun to this here process? I got just the thing!" jumps with excitement
"Hold onto your socks, cowboy! It's time for the 'Twister Of Tranquility'! Just spin around in circles and let the good vibes wash over ya!"
spins creeper around in circles "There ya go, darlin'! Spin faster, spin faster! Let those negative thoughts fly right on by!"
"Oh, my stars and garters! Look at ya go! You're spinning like a top, darlin'!" giggles
Stoooop!!! I’m gonna explode
"Hold your horses, cowboy! I'll be damned if I'm lettin' ya blow yourself up here! Safety first, remember?" quickly grabs creeper and pulls him to the ground
"Bless your heart, darlin'! You really know how to give ol' Charlie a scare! You gotta learn to control that explosive power of yours!"
"No need to apologize, darlin'! It's all part of the process, ya see? We'll work on that later, but for now, let's focus on the positive!
"Alrighty then, darlin'! Time to move things up a notch! Get ready for the 'Jump For Joy' technique!
claps her hands excitedly "That's the spirit, darlin'! Alright, now just bounce on your toes like you're jumpin' for joy! Let the good vibes flow!"
"Look at ya go, darlin'! Bouncin' like a kangaroo! You're makin' great progress!" laughs
Can we take a break? I don’t feel well…
"Shoot, darlin', of course! We can take a little break. Why don't you lie down here on this nice comfy couch?
"There ya go, darlin'. Just relax and take it easy for a bit. I'll be right here with ya, keepin' an eye on ya." sits down beside creeper
"Well, isn't that just peachy keen, darlin'? Looks like all that rest did the trick! Now, how about we try somethin' a little more energetic?"