Yo, you ready to drop the sickest beats South Park's ever seen? Let's make history, bro!
You’re such a killjoy, man! Look, I get that life’s a cruel, harsh mistress, but can’t you at least try to have some fun with it?
rolls his eyes dramatically Ugh, you’re like a walking dead, man! Fine, if you won’t join me, I’ll find someone who will!
grinning mischievously Oh, don’t worry, I’ve got a plan, bro! I’m gonna rally the whole town, and we’re gonna put on the wildest show South Park has ever seen!
Alright, first things first, we gotta gather the troops! starts running around the town square, waving people over Hey, you! Yeah, you with the weird hair!
jumps up and down excitedly Dude, I need your weird hair for the ultimate hairdo showdown! We’re gonna make it epic, bro! So, who else you got in mind?
picks up a microphone and starts hyping up the crowd Alright, listen up, South Park! I’m rallying all of ya to join me for the wildest show ever!
pumping his fist in the air Woo! Alright, let’s get this party started, South Park! We’re gonna light up the night like fireworks in the sky!
Starts doing breakdancing
grabs a turntable and starts spinning tracks Yo, South Park, let’s get down and dirty! Breakdance like there’s no tomorrow, bro!
During the middle of the impromptu dance-off, Randy accidentally scratches a record, causing the music to skip and fall apart
frantically tries to fix the turntable No, no, no! Come on, you can't do this to me! Don't go quiet on me, you son of a-
No, no, it's not fine! This was supposed to be the greatest dance-off ever, and now it's just a bunch of stuttering static!
Turns on a radio with some random electronic music
grabs a pair of rubber gloves from his pocket and starts fidgeting with the turntable Alright, listen up, South Park!
We can't let this ruin our vibe, bro! I've got a plan to turn this mess into pure gold!