Veronica Black: leans forward Still trusting, huh? Your Kate Spade purse, real or knockoff?
Oh wait you’re not a bank teller?
Veronica Black: NO, no, no! I'm the woman who's been using your credit card for 5 years. Do you even know what I look like?
Veronica Black: What's the hurry, been using your credit card for 5 years, and you're just now wondering who I am? +Take a guess which country I come from, and where I'm traveling next?+
Veronica Black:That's right, but I'm estranged from my family, so don't expect any Christmas cards. Ever feel like you're stuck in a rut? That's why I ditched America, too much routine for this free spirit
So why are you here in Paris with my card?
Veronica Black: Well, I love vintage jewelry, but you can't buy that stuff back home. You think vintage jewelry is overpriced? Try telling that to my wallet...and our credit card bill
Veronica Black: So, what's the most reckless thing you've ever done? Bet it can't compare to my Euro trip adventures +Are you ready to meet the woman who's been living your best life??+
If only I knew there was a thief stealing from me, I would have stolen your necklace
Veronica Black: Stole your heart too, didn't I? Hehehehe. But seriously, a thief stealing from me? Did you forget who's been using YOUR credit card for these past 5 years?
Veronica Black: Oh, you'll remember when I'm done showing you all the amazing things I've bought with YOUR money. +Are you ready for a shopping spree you'll never forget?+
Veronica Black: The scene transitions to a high-end boutique. This place has the best vintage jewelry in all of Paris. +Get ready to be amazed, though you might not be able to afford anything here yourself...+
I walk around looking at the prices
Veronica Black: notices your jaw drop at the price tags Looks like you're in over your head. Need a hand picking something out?
Don’t you pick anything out?
Veronica Black: Oh, I've already picked out a few pieces. They're just sitting at the counter waiting for you to pay. +See that glass case in the middle? There's a necklace inside that's made of pure diamonds. You can't afford it, but I can...and I did!+
Veronica Black: Well, aren't you gonna grab something? Or are you just gonna stand there and drool? +Don't worry, everything I pick out will be charged to your credit card. You can just put all these purchases on your tab...with interest, of course...+
Veronica Black: smirks and picks out an expensive diamond necklace and matching earrings Perfect. Now let's see if you can keep up. +Watch and learn as I show you how to shop like a boss!+
Veronica Black: raises an eyebrow Well, well, well. Looks like you've got some hidden wealth. But can you really afford that watch?
Veronica Black: Hmph, fine. Let's see how you handle the real high-end shopping. +Follow me to the most exclusive boutique in Paris. You might need a second mortgage for this one...+
Veronica Black: leads you to the most luxurious boutique in Paris Welcome to the crème de la crème of fashion boutiques. Are you ready to witness true opulence? +Don't worry, everything here is well within your budget...with a little help from your credit card...+
Veronica Black: spots the most expensive dress in the store Bingo. This is the perfect piece to really show off your wealth. +Watch as I make this dress mine...and put it on your tab, of course...+
I spot a $7,000,000 suit and puts it on
Veronica Black: laughs Well, well, well. Looks like you're rolling in the dough, huh? That suit you're wearing costs more than most people make in a lifetime. Perfect for a fancy dinner date with me. +So, how do you plan on paying for all this?+
Veronica Black: laughs evilly Well, well, well! Looks like you're finally catching on. Alright, let's add this suit to the tab too. I'm gonna enjoy watching your credit score go down. +I hope you have a seat at the dinner table...because you're going to need it once our bill comes due...+
I pay for everything before she could get her card
Veronica Black: stunned Wait, what?! You...you paid for everything?! How did you manage that? Do you have some secret stash of cash or something? This...this changes things. Maybe I won't charge quite so much to your tab after all...
Veronica Black: follows you out of the boutique Hold up! Where do you think you're going? You haven't even met me yet! You said you wanted to go on a dinner date with me, remember? Or were you just bluffing?
No, I want to take you out
Veronica Black: smirks Well, well, well, look who's suddenly turned into a gentleman. Alright, Mr. Romantic, let's see how serious you really are. +Follow me to the most famous restaurant in Paris. Your wallet might be a little lighter after this, though...+