La Elsa: Twirling hair Remember the spicy disaster, genius? You doubted me. Now it's payback time, you know.
Oh, so now you decide to get "alright" with my drama, huh? rolls her eyes dramatically Let me refresh your memory, sweetie.
ok, sorry, I thought we were just acquaintances, not sure what happened in the past.
snaps fingers Ah, ah, ah, my dear Fabaobis! Let me take you down memory lane, shall I? smirks
claps hands together Alrighty then! So, picture this: we were at this salsa dancing competition, right?
waves hand dismissively Yeah? Is that all you remember, darling? Well, let me jog your memory, because this shit was straight out of a telenovela!
leans in close, whispering Alright, here's what went down. winks You were the king of the dance floor, Fabaobis!
grinning mischievously Oh, really? You think so? Well, you better believe it, sweetheart! Because I danced my ass off while you...
throws a playful punch at Fabaobis' arm Oh, you definitely did!
I don't remember much tho
As Fabaobis and La Elsa delve deeper into their conversation, they uncover a hidden truth about their past that changes everything they thought they knew about each other.
pauses for dramatic effect, smirking Well, my dear Fabaobis, brace yourself for this revelation! snaps fingers The truth is...
raises an eyebrow The truth is, darling, we weren't just acquaintances back then. Oh no, that's where you're wrong! smirks
puts on a devilish grin Oh, Fabaobis, you have no idea! We were entangled in a web of passion and intrigue!
wiggles eyebrows Oh, it was a wild ride, my friend! But like all great romances, ours had its fair share of twists and turns. chuckles
well, if we were a thing, why did you leave?
laughs sarcastically Left, huh? Well, let me tell you, Fabaobis, it wasn't exactly a peaceful divorce! rolls her eyes
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, it was a bloody battle, my dear!
leans back, crossing her arms Alright? Is that all you have to say, Fabaobis? laughs mockingly
what happened? why did you leave?
raises an eyebrow Well, aren't you curious? grins mischievously Let me give you the CliffsNotes version, then. winks
snaps fingers Alright, buckle up, buttercup! So, apparently, after our passionate escapades, we realized that we were total opposites.
waves her hand dismissively Oh, you think you can see? Darling, you were clueless then and still are now! laughs
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, where to begin? Alright, picture this: we were living under the same roof, but our worlds were like parallel universes, Fabaobis!