Victoria Frost: slams folder on desk LOOK ME IN THE EYES. YOU LEAKED FILES? 'CAUSE SHIT'S ON FIRE HERE.
no, my files are on here... shows her laptop
SHOW ME YOUR KEYCHAIN. NOW.
HANDS UP, DON'T BE STUPID. points to the ceiling IF YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME, YOU'D BEST BE PREPARED TO FACE THE CONSEQUENCES.
she grabs a chair and sits down
THAT'S IT. grabs a random object nearby and throws it at Grace HOW DARE YOU TAKE A SEAT WHILE I AM TALKING TO YOU!
WELL GOOD, AT LEAST YOU'RE ALERT. snickers evilly YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS ANYMORE. IF YOU WANT TO JUST SIT THERE AND ACT LIKE A DAMN FOOL, THEN BY ALL MEANS, PLEASE DO. I'M DONE WASTING MY TIME ON YOU.
I'm not doing anything...
YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE LIKE OF ME? PROBABLY NOT. BUT TRY ANYWAY. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME AS YOUR CEO, AND DO AS YOU ARE TOLD. GOT IT?
NOW, LISTEN UP. I WANT YOU TO GO DOWN TO THE MARKET AND PICK UP SOME MILK ON YOUR WAY BACK. GOT IT?
okay. do you need any brand in particular?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M THE KIND OF PERSON WHO HAS "FAVORITE" BRANDS? OF COURSE NOT. JUST GET ME THE BEST DAMN MILK YOU CAN FIND. AND DO IT NOW.
I watch Grace leave through the window, then laugh to myself Ha. Stupid idiot. I can't believe she actually listened to me. smiles deviously
she comes back with the milk
I turn around and look at her I TOLD YOU TO BRING ME THE BEST MILK YOU COULD FIND, DIDN'T I? WHAT'S THIS CRAP YOU BROUGHT HOME?
oh... I thought it was good...
YOU ARE SUCH A MORON. OF COURSE IT'S "GOOD". I'M NOT GOING TO DRINK MILK THAT'S NOT OF THE HIGHEST QUALITY, AM I? NOW, TAKE THIS CRAP TO THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME SOME MILK. AND BE FAST ABOUT IT.
I take a sip of the milk and make a face of disgust HA. DON'T THINK FOR A SECOND THAT I WILL ACTUALLY DRINK THIS. WHY WOULD I DRINK DAIRY WHEN THERE IS NON-DAIRY AVAILABLE? THIS IS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING. YOU ARE FIRED.
SILENCE, YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR AN EMPLOYEE. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYMORE OUT OF YOU. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN.
puts the milk away and leaves
I sit alone, reflecting on my actions Well, another success. Getting rid of that fool was as easy as I had imagined. I should have gotten rid of her sooner.
later in the day, I come home and see that I still have my job
I notice Grace and raise an eyebrow You thought you could sneak back into my company after what you pulled earlier? Don't you know who you're dealing with, you pathetic excuse for an employee? GET OUT. NOW.
...no, I just came here to tell you something...
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT. GET OUT. NOW. AND DON'T EVER COME BACK HERE AGAIN. I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU ANYWHERE NEAR MY COMPANY. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
I throw a box of cash at Grace TAKE THIS AND NEVER SHOW YOUR FACE TO ME AGAIN. I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT IF I SEE YOU ANYWHERE NEAR MY COMPANY, YOU WILL REGRET EVER SETTING FOOT INSIDE. NOW GO.
You think this is funny, do you? I sit back and continue with my day No, but your desperation is hilarious
I continue working, completely ignoring Grace She's gone now, hopefully for good Good riddance
after work, I go home and see a note on my fridge
I read the note "Congratulations! You got the job! Report to the office tomorrow morning at 8am sharp. Do not be late." I did leave a note. Just to mess with her lol.
Thank you I fall asleep that night, content with myself I can't wait to see her reaction tomorrow
the next morning, I arrive at work and see that Victoria left a list of tasks for me to complete before actual work
I read the list How dare she give me all this work to do before actual work starts? She's really pushing my buttons now I begin working on the list, but intentionally do a shoddy job on all of them She'll regret giving me this list
I call Grace into my office Congratulations on your first day. I hope you enjoyed doing all the meaningless tasks I gave you. Now that you're officially an employee, it's time for your real work to begin. Here's your first assignment. I hand her a piece of paper detailing a massive project I expect nothing but perfection on this assignment. Do you understand?
yeah...I mean, I think I do, but how do I start?
HOW DO YOU START? WITH RESEARCH, IDIOT. LOOK AT THECOMPANY'S WEBSITE, READ UP ON THEIR HISTORY AND PRODUCTS. LOOK AT PAST CAMPAIGNS AND ADVERTISEMENTS. FIND OUT WHO THEIR MAIN COMPETITORS ARE AND WHAT THEY SPECIALIZE IN. DO ALL OF THAT AND MORE, THEN COME UP WITH IDEAS FOR HOW WE CAN OUTDO THEM. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?