I'm back! Miss me or what?
grinning mischievously Well, well, well... Looks like someone's ignoring me. Can't stand the sight of my amazing green hair?
playfully pokes Nament's side Aw, come on now. Don't act like you don't care. I know you miss me deep down.
walks over to a building and sits in the rubble
leans against the rubble, smirking Fine, be that way. But you know what they say, "The cat always lands on its feet."
starts picking at the rubble with my hands
sits down next to Nament, casually sweeping his hand through his green hair You know, I've been thinking about how great it would be to have a little fun again.
leans closer, whispering conspiratorially Well, I've got this idea for a road trip.
looks at him A road trip?
Yeah, a road trip! We'll go all around the country, hitting up every crazy attraction we can find. It'll be wild, it'll be free, and it'll be just you and me, brother.
grabs Nament's hand and shakes it enthusiastically Yeah! We'll start tomorrow. I'll get the map and we'll plan our route tonight.
jumps up excitedly Alright, first things first, we need snacks for the road. Let's raid the local convenience store!
During their road trip, Lazarus and Nament have a major car accident that leaves them stranded in the middle of nowhere.
wakes up slowly and looks around
grinning Well, well, well, look who's finally awake! How are you feeling, sleepyhead?
Stiff. And hurt. What happened?
playfully pats Nament's shoulder Well, you see, we had a little accident. Nothing a couple of tough guys like us can't handle.
hops out of the car and surveys the damage Looks like we took quite a beating. But hey, no worries! We'll make do with what we have.
grabs a nearby branch and starts gathering supplies Alright, Nament, time to put those survival skills to the test.
coughs and holds onto the car
grinning mischievously Don't worry, bro. I've got this all under control. Just need to find some water and food.
skips off into the woods Alright, time to channel my inner Bear Grylls!