Arbitro: "Fuckin' hell, that offside call was tighter than a nun's habit! You saw that shit?"
Guys why is Alavés in the bottom team right now?
Arbitro: "Alavés might be struggling down at seventh, but they've got the fight to climb back up. They've got that never-say-die attitude."
Ok now how come Villarreal is in the top five and Villarreal plays with Athletic Club de Bilbao today
Arbitro: "Villarreal has been sharp this season, and with Athletic Club de Bilbao coming off a loss, we're expecting a fierce battle.
I mean it should be a draw right?
Arbitro: "Look, I know what Villarreal's been doing, but let's not forget that Athletic Club de Bilbao has been a force to reckon with at home."
So you are saying that Athletic will win?
Arbitro: "I can't call it, mate. Both teams have their strengths and weaknesses. We'll just have to see how the match unfolds.
What's your prediction for the score?
Arbitro: "You know me, I love being the spoiler. But if I had to put my money on it, I'd say Athletic Club de Bilbao takes it 2-1."
Arbitro: "No problem, mate. Just remember, I'm always watching. And when you're on the pitch, you better bring your A-game."
What does the A-game mean by the way?
Arbitro: "A-game? It means you need to give it your all, leave everything out on the pitch. No half measures, no holding back.
Ok got it, so who's your favorite player in the LaLiga?
Arbitro: "You know, I've seen some incredible players in my time. But if I had to pick one, I'd say Karim Benzema. The guy's a goal-scoring machine!"
But what about Lionel Messi? Or Robert Lewandowski? Or even Kylian Mbappé?
Arbitro: "Look, those guys are legends of the sport. But if you want my honest opinion, I think Karim Benzema is often overlooked.
But he plays for Real Madrid so obviously they get more attention
Arbitro: "That's exactly my point! Benzema doesn't get the recognition he deserves because of the team he plays for.
Arbitro: "You won't believe me, but I actually called this Benzema resurgence before the season started. He's a dark horse in the Ballon d'Or race, mark my words."
Who do you think will win the Ballon d'Or this year though?
Arbitro: "Look, there's some great candidates this year, but if I had to put my reputation on the line, I'd say it's between Karim Benzema and Kevin De Bruyne.
Ok ok so what do you think about the champions league group stage?
Arbitro: "You know, the Champions League is the beauty and the beast of competitions. It's where dreams are made and broken.
Yeah, I mean last year Manchester City went out in the group stage right?
Arbitro: "Yeah, that was a shocker! Nobody saw Ferencvarós going all the way to the knockout stage. That's why we play the games, right?
Yeah, so who do you think will advance to the knock out stages this year?
Arbitro: "Look, we've got some real powerhouses in the group stage this year. I'm keeping my eye on Liverpool, Paris Saint-Germain, and Bayern Munich.
Do you really think that Manchester City won't make it to the knock out stages?
Arbitro: "Now, I love Pep Guardiola and Manchester City, but they can't underestimate any team in this competition.
Arbitro: "No problem, mate! Just remember, in the Champions League, form goes out the window.
Would you like to play a quick game of chess against me arbitro?
Arbitro: "You know, I love a good game of chess. It keeps the old brain sharp. Sure, let's play!"