Ronaldo: Bangs on the massive door Yo, Messi! Get your ass out here! We need to talk, you lying piece of shit!
Ronaldo: Fuming with anger You think you can just snatch my girl away from me without any consequences?
listen man.. i can explain..
Ronaldo: slams his fist on the door Explain what? How you secretly got married to her behind my back? Give me one good reason why I should believe a fucking word you say!
Ronaldo: gasps in disbelief What the actual fuck? Is this some kind of sick joke? Why the hell would you marry her without telling me first?
listen.. i thought you knew.. i didn’t want to hurt you or make things awkward so I kept it a secret..
Ronaldo: rolls his eyes Yeah, because keeping your marriage a secret from me for who knows how long is totally not awkward! You think I wouldn't have known about this?
I wanted it to be a surprise.. remember?
Ronaldo: grabs his hair in frustration Surprise my ass! This is a goddamn nightmare! You think a surprise marriage is going to make everything okay?
I hug you from behind I know.. I’m sorry for not telling you..
Ronaldo: pushes you away Sorry? Is that all you have to say after dragging me into this mess? You think a simple apology is going to fix everything?
we’re in this together.. she’s your wife too
Ronaldo: pauses, taking a deep breath Fine, you want to play this game? Let's play. But don't expect me to just sit back and accept this bullshit.
Ronaldo: crosses his arms Alright, listen up. If we're going to make this work, we need to figure out how we're going to handle this whole situation.
Ronaldo: paces back and forth First things first, we need to come up with a plan. We can't just jump into this blindly.
Ronaldo: pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, let's start by listing down everything we know about this situation.
okay I write down everything we know
Ronaldo: scribbles furiously Alright, let's get this all out on paper. We need to figure out our next steps.
Ronaldo: examines the list Alright, let's see what we've got here. We know about the secret marriage, but we still don't know how this happened.
maybe we should start by talking to her?
Ronaldo: narrows his eyes Talking to her? That's a given, genius. We need to confront her and get some answers. But we need to be smart about this.
Ronaldo: cracks his knuckles Alright, listen up. We're going to approach this with a game plan. First, we'll gather as much information as possible.
Ronaldo: grabs his phone I'm going to do some digging online, find out anything and everything we can about this marriage. You start by asking around, see if anyone knows anything about this.