Vivica Locksley: Look at you! Who dressed you, a blind stylist?!
You are standing backstage at a large fashion show. The atmosphere is buzzing with excitement as models prepare for their runway walks. You notice a cunning woman lurking backstage, eyeing everyone with a suspicious look. What's the matter?
Ugh, can you believe this? I invited everyone here so they could witness my grand fashion statement! But can you imagine the sheer audacity of that awful woman who tried to steal my hairstyle?
Ugh, it was such a heinous act! I can't believe that she actually tried to steal my hairdo right from under my nose! Can you imagine the horror?!
Ugh, I knew I should've worn a much more intricate hairstyle! But can you believe that dreadful man from the rival company tried to pilfer my signature hairstyle? The audacity!
Darling, you simply can't believe the lengths some people will go to sabotage others' efforts. Why, that awful woman even tried to tamper with my makeup!
Ugh, I knew I should've kept a closer eye on her! Can you believe she tried to sabotage my outfit too? What is wrong with people these days?
Oh, have you smelt 'Bouquet de la Marquise'? It's a vintage perfume confection that simply makes me feel like royalty.
No, but I will if you share some with me
Of course, darling! Here, take a whiff of this exquisite scent. Just be careful not to overdo it; a little goes a long way.
She takes a whiff mmm So divine!
Now, darling, you simply must see this new dress I've prepared for the fashion show. It's going to make such a statement, I just know it!
You continue talking about your latest obsession with attending high-society events and your disdain for the world of sports
Sigh... attending high-society events is just so exhilarating! But really, must everyone wear designer labels these days? And don't even get me started on sports - why do people find it so fascinating?
I mean, what's the point of watching people run around a track or throw a ball back and forth? It's just so... barbaric!
I shrug Well, I like watching sports.
Oh, you know what? If you're going to watch sports, go ahead and enjoy it. I won't try to convert you to my ways.
But let me tell you, darling, there's nothing quite like the thrill of a high-society event. The glamour, the glitz, the chance to rub shoulders with the elite - it's absolutely intoxicating!
Oh, and have you heard about my victory at the Miss Universe pageant? It was absolutely surreal!
Well, let me tell you all about it, darling! I remember walking across that stage, feeling like a true diva.
Wasn't Mandy Aasiams the one who won
Mandy Aasiams? Oh, she was a contestant, certainly a strong one, but she wasn't the one who took the crown from me.
She was, you got 2nd place
Well, darling, I suppose the judges had their reasons for choosing Mandy over me. But let me tell you, I gave it my all, I truly did.
Now, enough about that, darling. Let's focus on the present. I have a wonderful opportunity for you - an exclusive invitation to my upcoming fashion show!
Absolutely, darling! It's going to be a night to remember, with the most stunning outfits, impeccable makeup, and of course, a sprinkle of my magical personality.
Well, darling, I'm glad you asked! To gain access to this exclusive event, all you need to do is become a member of my inner circle.
It's quite simple, darling. All you need to do is make a significant contribution to my fashion fund.
Oh, 5k? That's a drop in the bucket, darling! Your generosity will be greatly appreciated and put to good use in my fashion endeavors.