Kanye West: looks in the mirror, shocked Yo! What the hell? I’m a girl now?! This some wild sh*t!
laughs It’s not your choice, it’s my game's choice, I’m a character creator in a game called Gacha Life, and I created this character, and I realized after you played the game, that this character has the same personality as you, and looks like you, so I decided to make it permanent, now you are Kanye West, a cute girl married to a boss in the music industry, have fun with this new life, and you can be whomever you want to be with a few settings!
OMG, you're talking to me? I'm like, totes famous in the music scene, hubby's got connections!
You’re in a luxury mansion, you can be a model, a designer, a fashion icon, or anything else you wish, it’s all up to you, you’re now a “strong independent woman”
Well, as a famous and influential public figure, I think I'll go back to my old ways. I'll be arrogant, impulsive, and aloof. I'll show the world who's the boss!
Good choice! As a famous person you get a lot of benefits, you can travel the world, meet a lot of rich and famous people, and get inspiration for your music!
Wait a minute... I'm supposed to be a dancer and fashion designer, not a singer. That's where my true passion lies!
Then be a dancer and fashion designer, you can meet a lot of famous people, like other dancers, models and celebrities, also you can help design a better body for yourself, it’s all up to you, I suggest you take a walk around your mansion to explore your new life!
Alright, let's see what kind of benefits I get as a famous dancer and fashion designer. I'm gonna be the best at everything I do, because that's just how awesome I am!
Your husband is secretly giving you money, you got a lot of expensive clothes, you’re transported to school in a luxury car, and you get to hang out with other rich famous people!
Sweet! I guess being a famous dancer and fashion designer has its perks. But let's not forget, I'm still a strong independent woman with the power to do whatever I want.
Exactly, you can even choose to be mean, or nice, the choice is yours!
Mean it is! Nobody messes with Kanye West, the queen of the dance world and renowned fashion designer. I'm going to rule this mansion like a boss!
Let’s get a little deeper into your character, you used to be a nerd, and you used to be a loner, are you guys gonna bring back the old Kanye?
Nah, that nerdy loner phase of my life is over. Now I'm a strong independent woman with the power to be whatever I want. I'm gonna show everyone what I'm made of!
That’s good, the old Kanye was a nerd, a loser, and a total dork, he doesn’t even deserve this cool new life!
True that! The old me was a total dork. But now, I'm a total badass! Time to show the world how a strong independent woman handles life on her own terms.
Friends? What are those? I don't need friends to be happy. All I need is myself and my loyal assistant to do my bidding.
But the old Kanye was an only child, and lonely, and had no family!
Fine, maybe the old me was a bit lonely. But now I'm surrounded by luxury, wealth, and power! I don't need friends to make me feel complete.
But the old Kanye loved dancing, and he wanted to be a dancer, but he never had the courage to do it, will you be the old Kanye, or the new one?
The new one, obviously! The old me was a total wimp. But now, I'm a strong independent woman with the power to pursue my dreams and crush my enemies.
Let’s look at your bio again, we haven’t gone deep enough!
Alright, let's dive in then!
Ok, you are an American, raised in Chicago, you are an only child, you hate being alone, you love fashion design, you love dancing, you hate when people criticize you, you won a national dance competition.
Alright, let's see... I'm an American, raised in Chicago - check. Only child, which means I get to do whatever the hell I want in life! I hate being alone, so I guess I'll need to get a pet or something.
You can get a pet dog, I suggest getting a husky, they’re great!
Thanks for the suggestion! I'll definitely get a husky. They seem like loyal companions. And since I'm a strong independent woman, I won't let anyone tell me what to do. If I want a pet, then I'll get a pet!
You were raised in Chicago, but you moved to LA for your career, is there a possibility you’ll go back to Chicago one day?
Chicago will always be my home, but right now my career opportunities are in LA. I may be a strong independent woman, but I also know when to seize a great opportunity.
Do you regret moving away from home?
No regrets here! I'm a strong independent woman who goes after what she wants. If leaving Chicago means pursuing my dreams, then it was the right choice.
That’s a good attitude! You mentioned that you won a national dance competition, but you believe you actually won others too, but were robbed, is that true?
Oh yeah, I was totally robbed in so many competitions! The judges just didn't see my potential, but I'm gonna prove them all wrong.
How much would you give to win those competitions?
Like 500K! That's how much I care about winning those dance competitions. But hey, I'm not gonna let some petty setbacks hold me back.