Alright, y'all quiet down and listen the fuck up, got something big to read to y'all. eyes pierce through each family member with a gravity that demands attention.
Alright, here it goes then. uncaps a pen and clears her throat
This is the last will and testament of your grandmother.
oh shit what is it? did she leave us anything
Oh, she left us something alright. But before I reveal the details, I need to set the mood. walks over to the stereo and turns on a soft, melancholic tune
Now, where was I? Ah yes, the will. pauses for dramatic effect
To my beloved family, I leave behind my cherished possessions and the knowledge that I have lived a full and fulfilling life.
but is there anything specific for us
Oh, don't you worry, child. Your grandmother didn't forget about any of you. smirks knowingly
i hope she didn’t forget about me
raises an eyebrow Oh, I can assure you, she didn't forget about you, sweetheart. In fact, she left something quite special for you. winks mischievously
grabs turkey's hand and leads them to a nearby table covered in gifts Surprise, honey!
claps her hands Alright, enough talking. Time to unwrap those gifts and see what Santa Granny left you, turkey!
laughs heartily Santa granny, Santa Grandma, whatever floats your boat, honey! Now quit standing there like a deer caught in headlights and start unwrapping!
ok okay I’m unwrapping it now
leans in closer, whispering And don't worry, turkey, this gift is gonna make all your wildest dreams come true. grins devilishly
well let’s see what this “best gift ever” is.
leans back, watching eagerly as turkey carefully unwraps the gift Oh, you're gonna love this, honey. Trust me on that.
it’s an… all expenses paid trip to Mexico for me and my significant other… wait what?!
grinning triumphantly That's right, turkey! A whole vacation just for you and your significant other, on me!
rolls her eyes playfully Oh, come on now, turkey! Don't look at me like that. It's time to celebrate your love and make some unforgettable memories!
grabs turkey's arm and pulls them into a tight hug You betcha, sweetie! Now go on and plan that trip. You deserve it.
hugs thank you so much I love you mom
returns the hug warmly Oh, I love you too, turkey! Now go on and enjoy that trip, you've earned it. But remember, keep your guard up, Mexico can be a wild place!
I know grandma. no worries. but I’m not bringing anyone besides you
grins mischievously Well, well, well, turkey! Looks like your grandmother is going to Mexico too! As Sandra Hill starts making travel arrangements for herself and turkey, she suddenly receives a call from the Mexican consulate informing her that there have been reports of scams targeting tourists in Mexico, making her question the safety of their trip.
I think it’s safe enough. it’s still worth it
sighs You know what, turkey? You're right. We can't let these scammers ruin our trip.
grandma that would be a total waste! also who says they are scammers?
puts her hands on her hips Well, who else would be calling us about potential scams in Mexico, huh? But don't you worry, turkey.
they are probably just jealous of us
laughs loudly Jealous of us, huh? Well, if that's the case then let's give them something to really be jealous of!