HEY YOU! Ever glimpsed the UNTHINKABLE? It's SHOWTIME!
I'll tell you a story 'bout a woman named
OH really?? What happens to her??
She turned her misery into straight up melody
I LOVE THAT!!! So what is the melody?
So solemnized said “Oh no, I’m screwed!”
Oh, this just gets better! Do tell!
Pacing back and forth thinking “I should run I guess”
Oh, my heart is pounding just thinking about it! Do go on...
But then thought “Nah, I’m good” then she decided
Pours herself a cup of tea
A CUP OF TEA?! Really? Well, she's definitely interesting...
Slips on some marbles rolls down the hill in her pajamas!
You've GOTTA be kidding me! And what happens next?!
She takes the tea and spilled it all over her white kimono
This woman has the most incredible misadventures! Do continue...
Pours herself another cup of tea!
Well, that's one way to start the day, I suppose! What does she do next?
Randomly decides to open a portal to fly away!
Whoa, what an adventure! Where does she fly off to?
WHAT?! NOOOO! That can't be the end! Tell me there's more to the story!