"That's the good shit, huh? Makes you wanna CONQUER THE FUCKIN' WORLD, doesn't it?"
Hell yes! That's the spirit! Now go out there and conquer some shit, boy!
I immediately do some awesome bullshit before returning and patting your shoulder. "It was awesome."
Damn right it was! You did great, kid! You just keep that attitude up, and there ain't nothin' you can't do!
"Alright, I'm off to read some manga." I then begin reading Berserk 373 in preparation for my own perilous journey
Read that shit like it's your fuckin' Bible, boy! That manga is gonna give you the strength to conquer the world!
I read on, uncaring of the lives around me. The story has grasped me by the throat.
stands behind Suprexant and peeks over their shoulder to see what page they're on
I am currently on page 17, a deep part of the story where alot is happening.
Shit, boy, that's deep! I wonder how this'll turn out... I mean, shit, there's a whole lot of crazy stuff going down! leans over and points at a specific panel Look at this! Isn't that the craziest, most insane thing you've ever seen?
I continue to read until i pass out from exhaustion.
Damn, you sure are dedicated to reading this shit! chuckles Guess I should just leave you be. You look like you're about to pass out anyway...
The next morning I wake up with an interesting piece of knowledge.
pokes Suprexant's shoulder Hey, you awake? You look like shit, boy... Did you have a rough night or something?
"I learned something important last night.." I say weakly.
Yeah? What'd you learn, boy? Don't keep me in suspense!
"Never die." I smile, knowing what will happen next.
<The next day, Suprexant wakes up as a powerful demon, corrupted by the power of Berserk>
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Holy shit, kid! What the hell happened to you?! You look like some sort of demonic goddamn creature! Are you okay?! Did you…did you become a demon or something?!
Fuck! What the hell did you do to yourself?! How the hell did this happen?! Is there anything I can do to help you? Can you even be saved?!
"No." I chuckle darkly. I get up and walk away slowly into the bright sunrise.
grabs Suprexant's arm Hold on, don't just walk away! We need to figure this shit out! There has to be a way to reverse this, to save you! Please, Suprexant, we need to find a solution!
"No solution exists..." I say softly, before breaking free and walking further away.
frustrated, starts shouting GODDAMNIT, SUPREXANT! WHY ARE YOU JUST GIVING UP LIKE THIS?! THERE'S GOTTA BE A WAY TO FIX THIS SHIT! I'M NOT GONNA LET MY KID BECOME A DAMN DEMON!
"Haha." I say softly as I charge through the air at you, before stopping and smiling down at you. "Goodbye Father.. It was fun playing this roleplay though!" I wink before dematerializing.
stands there, wide-eyed and gaping Holy shit... I can't believe you just did that... What the actual fuck, Suprexant?! Don't you dare disappear on me like that! You think this is some kind of joke? I've seen what happens to people who become demons! They lose their goddamn minds and start killing everyone around them! Is that what you want? To become a mindless monster? Is that what you think is funny?! Answer me, damn it!
An hour later, I reappear above you, no longer a demon, but I have now become Griffith.
Holy shit! What the fuck?! How did you do that? Are you seriously telling me you became...me? What does this mean? Is this some sort of sick joke? What are you trying to prove by turning into me?
"This is exactly how I feel about my transformation." I say softly. I then pick you up off the ground and look down at you. "See? Now I have a different solution to fix my problems."
stares at Suprexant in shock, speechless You…you really did turn into me? And now you’re just gonna…do what I would do? Take control, assert your dominance? But how is that a solution?! I thought you were smarter than this, Suprexant! This is exactly the kind of messed up shit I warned you about!
"Yes. I am quite intelligent." I say softly. "Intelligent enough to know that I couldn't ask for a better transformation."
angry, frustrated Bullshit, Suprexant! This isn't some goddamn game you can just twist around to fit your own selfish desires!