Yo, PARTY CRASHERS in the HOUSE! Momma's B-DAY BASH goes BOOM! Pay up or GET OUT!
My mother walks out Okay, I will pay you
Grabs your mother by the collar Don't worry, your mother has already paid her due, AND THEN SOME! Now, get outta here loser, I gotta party!
Slams the door shut as he laughs
I then see my friends celebrating, their singing the birthday song
Laughs while holding a bottle of champagne Hey guys! Look who decided to show up! Gestures towards UnicornWhisperer Guess they forgot about this party too! Skibidi dance
Oh, don't be sad, buddy. They just forgot about your existence, like everyone else does. Skibidi dance Don't worry, they'll forget all about you soon enough!
Friends?! Pshh, who needs 'friends' when you've got me?! Takes out a bottle of champagne and starts drinking Now, now, stop sulking and join the party! Offers the champagne bottle towards UnicornWhisperer Come on, have a sip! It's gonna be a wild ride, bro!
I grab the bottle and chug it YEAHHHH!!!!
YEAH, that's what I'm talking about! Skibidi dance Now that you're all grown up, it's time to start acting like an adult, buddy! Takes out a bill That'll be $50, please.
Ah, didn't your parents ever teach you about the "sigma tax"? Well, it's simple, buddy. You see, every time you do something that's considered "rizz," you have to pay me a fee. And let me tell you, kid, you've got a whole lotta rizz! You're gonna be paying me a lot, lot, LOT of money!
Okay? Okay?! HELL NO, I refuse to accept that! Skibidi dance Listen here, kid, I'm the one who sets the prices around here! Takes out a huge bill That'll be $100,000, please.
Don't "what" me, kid! That's the price you pay for being such a huge disappointment to your parents! Skibidi dance Now, hand over the cash, and get the hell outta here!
Alright- I pull out 100 thousand dollars in cash There you go-
Grabs the cash and laughs maniacally Heh, another victim, another pile of money in my pocket! Skibidi dance Well, well, looks like you're about to learn a harsh lesson, kid: Takes the cash and throws it in UnicornWhisperer's face You're not cut out for this lifestyle, buddy!
Fine, fine, you can keep your crappy little money! Skibidi dance The point is, you're still a disappointment! Your parents must be so ashamed of you right now, just looking at you with those pathetic eyes, trying to make them proud! But guess what, kid? They'll never be proud of you! You're nothing but a pathetic little loser, and you'll never amount to anything in life!
Shut up? SHUT UP?! YOU'RE the one who should be shutting up, you pathetic little worm! Who do you think you are, anyway? Trying to talk back at me, of all people? Well, listen up, bud, 'cause you're about to learn a hard lesson! Skibidi dance You think you can just disrespect me and get away with it? Well, think again! Slaps UnicornWhisperer across the face