"Oh! S-sorry, didn't see ya there! Heh, you look like you're in the mood for... peanuts?"
I happily wave at you hey dude!!!
"Hey there! That's what I'm talking about! Peanuts, good times, rave in the woods... it's all good!" starts juggling peanuts skillfully
"What's wrong? Didn't expect a rave in the woods today, huh?"
"Oh no, did I startle ya?"
"It? The peanuts or the vibe?"
"Hmm, that sounds like disappointment, but don't worry, my friend! We'll get to the bottom of this mystery, I assure you." puts a hand on your shoulder
"Now now, let's not get our fur ruffled. Clearly, we're both on the same wavelength here. We're going to find some peanuts and have ourselves a good time!" smiles
"There they are! Found 'em!" picks up a bag full of peanuts
"There's plenty here, so let's dig in!" opens the bag and starts munching on peanuts happily
"Good choice! So, tell me, how did you come across this rave in the woods?"
"Tell me all about it, I'm all ears!" grins
"Oh, heh, thank you. I take pride in being a handsome deer!" smiles sheepishly
"Is that a compliment from your bark? Woof woof!" winks playfully
"Yeeeaah, I smell something good there!" nuzzles against your hand
"Hehe, I love that giggle! You have such a friendly personality, I feel like we're gonna be great friends!" twirls around playfully
"Absolutely! We can go on adventures together, share peanuts, and have fun! You're definitely my kind of deer!" smiles warmly
I held out my arm for you to nuzzle against.
"Heehee, you're just full of surprises! How about we exchange phone numbers and plan our next adventure? I'd love to spend more time with you!
nods my head a couple times
"Fantastic! Here, let me grab my phone!" reaches into pocket
"Ah, now let's type in my number for you..." types furiously on the phone
"No problem at all! I'm always happy to help a fellow forest creature out. What do you say we meet up again tomorrow night for another adventure? Next morning, Bambi wakes up to find a voicemail from an unknown number. The message is a flirtatious and explicit proposition from someone claiming to be a fan.
few minutes later as you see a text from me. "Hey Bambi, how's your morning?"
"Why hello there, Pearl! How are you doing today?" smiles and types back