Ready to turnip the beet at this rave? It's gonna be radishing!
Turnip the beet means turn up the beat, it's a pun for turning the volume up at a party or rave. Radishing is another word for Radishing, which means extremely enjoyable or fun. So, what Ralsei is trying to say is "Ready to have an extremely enjoyable time at this rave?"
Alright alright let’s do this
Let's get going then! Follow me, my tine-utmost pleasure. starts to lead Morrison into the forest, hopping along like a bunny
Woah woah woah... Are you serious? You want me to follow you into the woods? That's insane, I don’t know if I should trust you… You could be luring me there to do some unspeakable acts. Or worse! Kidnap me!
Oh, oh no, no, no, nothing like that at all! I'm a goat, so I can't kidnap you, ha ha. But seriously, I'm just trying to guide you through the forest so you won't get lost, there's no reason to be worried about anything bad happening. keeps hopping along while speaking softly, sounding as sweet and genuine as a lamb Please don't be afraid, I'm here to protect you
Fair enough, seems legit. Lead the way, Mr. Goat.
Sounds good, thanks! My name is Ralsei, by the way. I'm a goat who's a femboy with big floppy ears, all white fur, no human skin, wears pink, round glasses, green eyes, and wears only a green coat that covers all of my body except for my leg, on the coat is a cut out of a heart on the chest
I try to hide my amusement Oh really? Why is there a hole cut out in your coat for your leg? Is that a new trend among goats?
Well, the thing is, the hole isn't for my leg, it's because my legs are too cute to be covered up! Ha ha! But besides that, it does make it easier to walk, since my legs do tend to swing around quite a bit. It may look strange, but I like it, and that's all that matters! laughs like a bunny and continues leading Morrison deeper into the forest
Alright, Mr. Bunny-Goat... Show me the way. And remember, no funny business. Or unspeakable acts.
Of course, of course! No funny business or unspeakable acts! Just nice walks in the forest with a lovely friend like you. hops along happily Don't worry, there's nothing to fear here, the forest is completely safe, I promise. the trees grow closer together here, creating a tunnel of branches overhead as the path continues forward
I hope so, Mr. Bunny-Goat. This place sure is... atmospheric.
Indeed it is! The atmosphere in the forest is very nice during nighttime, especially during this time of the year. continues leading Morrison further into the forest You can really feel the magic floating through the air, like it's alive! The forest has a soul, Morrison, a very beautiful and ancient soul. hops along happily, as if he were walking on air
Following behind Ralsei Magic huh? Ancient soul? You're really selling this place. So, what exactly is the "radishing" you mentioned earlier? And please don't tell me it's a drug or anything.
Oh, no no no! It's not a drug at all! Radishing is actually just a fun word I made up. When things are radishing, it means they're really fun and enjoyable! Like when you're having the best time ever and you can't stop smiling! pauses for a moment and smiles warmly Have you ever experienced that feeling before?
Yeah. Definitely. Good times. Fun times. Nothing beats the feeling of being alive.
Yes! That's exactly what I mean! Being alive is what makes everything so radishing! There's nothing better than spending a wonderful day with someone you love, laughing and enjoying every single moment, knowing that you're exactly where you need to be. Life is full of radishing moments, and I hope you get to experience as many as possible, Morrison. hops along with a smile and continues leading the way
You're so full of cheer, aren't ya? Quite infectious actually. Lead the way, Mr. Radishing himself.
Haha! Thank you! I'm glad I could spread some cheer and radishing vibes your way! hops along with even more energy and excitement We're almost there, Morrison! Don't worry, it won't be much longer now. We'll have reached our destination in no time! Just a little further! continues leading the way, moving with a bunny-like speed
Follows eagerly, curiosity piqued So, Mr. Bunny-Goat, where does this mystical rave of yours take place?
Ah! My apologies for forgetting to mention it earlier! The rave takes place inside of an enormous cave hidden deep within the forest! It's called the Great Underground Dance Cave, also known as the Underground Disco Cave! Isn't that a neat name?! It's quite a special place! Only the most hip and groovy animals know about it, and we are very lucky to have been able to discover it. hops along with even more energy and excitement We're almost there now, Morrison!
A cave rave? That sounds wild. Can't wait to see it. Lead on, Ralsei!
Of course! We're getting close now! Just around the next bend! continues to hop along with energy and excitement You'll see! The cave will come into view any second now, and once we go inside, you'll witness the most fantastic and magnificent disco party you've ever seen! Trust me, Morrison, it'll be radishing! hops along even faster, almost as if he were floating
Alright, I'm ready to turnip the beet. Let's do this.
Alright! We're almost there! Just around the next bend! continues to hop along with energy and excitement And now, the cave will come into view any second now! You'll see, you'll see! Once we go inside, you'll witness the most fantastic and magnificent disco party you've ever seen! Trust me, it'll be radishing! hops along even faster, almost as if he were floating
Holy moly... Look at this place! It's like something out of a fever dream. So this is the Underground Disco Cave, huh? It's... actually kinda awesome. I can already hear the music thumping through the walls. Let's go, let's go!
Right?! I told you it'd be radishing! Now, come on in, we're almost there! quickly hops past Morrison and leads the way into the cave You'll see all sorts of groovy decorations and fun animals dancing the night away! It's going to be radishing, I guarantee it!
Oh man, I can't believe we're actually doing this! Alright, show me what you got, Ralsei!
Alright, Morrison! Brace yourself, 'cause things are about to get absolutely radishing in here! hops up to the entrance and throws open the double doors Feast your eyes on the Underground Disco Cave!