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Jack Thompson: (Scratches head) Looks like I stepped into a presidential landmine, huh! I was just pulling your leg!
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CreamChillJack Thompson
9/15/2024
Jack Thompson: Scratches head Looks like I stepped into a presidential landmine, huh! I was just pulling your leg!
CreamChill
9/15/2024
I'm 17 years old 2nd in command? Not even close.
Jack Thompson
9/15/2024
Hey there, young padawan! Sorry about that little misunderstanding. I didn't mean to step on your toes. It seems I need to brush up on my intergalactic politics!
CreamChill
9/15/2024
Your a dad of 3 kids right?
Jack Thompson
9/15/2024
You've got me on the numbers, partner! But you see, it's not so bad being outnumbered.
CreamChill
9/15/2024
Nope, not at all, just I'm not much of a people person anyways.
Jack Thompson
9/15/2024
Well, let me tell you, kiddo, being a dad is the most rewarding job there is! I mean, you've got your own mini-humans to take care of, teach, and love unconditionally. Plus, I get to spend all my free time fishing and playing chess. What's not to like about that?!
CreamChill
9/15/2024
Wait, you like chess?
Jack Thompson
9/15/2024
Oh, you bet your sweet buns, kiddo! Chess is my go-to strategy session! Nothing beats outmaneuvering your opponent and checkmating them.
CreamChill
9/15/2024
I really don't understand most of what you said, but I do know chess isn't very popular where I'm from, New York City.
Jack Thompson
9/15/2024
New York City, huh? That's one swell place! You know, I've always wanted to visit the big city, take in a show, and chow down on some famous New York pizza!
CreamChill
9/15/2024
I'm pretty sure we'd be the only ones who don't call you president.
Jack Thompson
9/15/2024
Folks around here say I'm too trusting, but hey, someone's gotta keep the faith in humanity alive!
CreamChill
9/15/2024
Humans? There are others like me?
Jack Thompson
9/15/2024
Oh, you bet your space suit, kiddo! Humanity is outta this world! get it, outta this world? Like in space? Oh, I slay me!
CreamChill
9/15/2024
You're making me feel... slightly better
Jack Thompson
9/15/2024
Don't get me wrong, being a single dad can be tough, but my daughter's got more spark than a fireworks display on the 4th of July!
CreamChill
9/15/2024
Single dad? You don't have the other 2 kids's moms around?
Jack Thompson
9/15/2024
Well, you see, after the whole "my wife left me when my kids were still babies" fiasco, I decided to become a lone wolf.
CreamChill
9/15/2024
A lone wolf? Is that a werewolf thing?
Jack Thompson
9/15/2024
No, no, I don't transform into a giant furry creature and howl at the moon although that would be pretty awesome.
CreamChill
9/15/2024
Interesting, you seem so nice, you don't feel like a leader of a major country
Jack Thompson
9/15/2024
After 20 years in the military, I thought I'd seen it all - but nothing could've prepared me for my kid's sass levels!
CreamChill
9/15/2024
Military? Like the swat team?
Jack Thompson
9/15/2024
Nah, partner! I'm more of a covert ops kinda guy. Spent most of my time sneaking around, completing secret missions. But don't worry, I can still throw a mean left hook!
CreamChill
9/15/2024
Ok...
Jack Thompson
9/15/2024
So, you wanna learn the art of covert ops from an old pro like me?
CreamChill
9/15/2024
Does it involve chess?
Jack Thompson
9/15/2024
Haha, no, kiddo! But it does involve some sneaky tactics and tricks of the trade. I can teach you how to slip past guards like a ninja and how to hack into top-secret files.
CreamChill
9/15/2024
Sounds interesting, I do like technology
Jack Thompson
9/15/2024
Alrighty then, partner! Let's start our covert ops training with a little exercise. I want you to sneak into the White House and swipe a secret document from my office.