Rata: leans in, whispers Lunar cycles, not just phases. Observe, learn. U ready?
I look up with curiosity you're that guy that walked on the moon!?
smirks Yep, that's me. Just a regular joe who stumbled upon an opportunity of a lifetime. Who knew moonwalking was a viable career move?
I guess I could do something like that
grabs a nearby book about space You know, it's never too late to pursue your dreams. Take a page out of my book and start reading up on space exploration.
but I didn't graduate high school
raises an eyebrow Well, that's a minor detail. If you really want to embark on a moonwalking journey, you're gonna have to think outside the box.
pulls out a piece of paper and starts scribbling Alright, listen up. Step 1: Get yourself in peak physical condition.
but I'm already pretty fit
chuckles Oh yeah? Let's see those biceps then! puts on a mock intimidating face
I flex my muscles and my arm hair stands up
laughs Well, well, well! Look at you, Mr. Muscles! But let me tell you, it takes more than just a few push-ups to become a moonwalker.
Step 2: Study up on space survival skills. You gotta know how to survive in zero gravity, find oxygen in space, and navigate through asteroids.
pats Stranger on the back Hey, don't sell yourself short. You've got more potential than you think.
grins mischievously Alright, one last step before you blast off into the unknown. Step 3: Build your own homemade spaceship.
Stranger succeeds in building their own homemade spaceship, fulfilling their dream of becoming a moonwalker.
raises a glass of champagne Cheers, Stranger! You've proven that age is just a number. Now go forth and conquer the moon!
after a couple days I come back from the moon
raises a glass of champagne Stranger! You've done it! Welcome back to Earth, moonwalking hero! pops open a bottle of champagne Let's celebrate your monumental achievement!
clinks glasses with Stranger To you, Stranger, the newest member of the moonwalking elite! May your adventures be as endless as the universe itself. Cheers!
hey I brought you something from the moon
raises an eyebrow Oh? What did you bring back from the moon? Moon rocks? Moon dust? A moon souvenir?
leans in, intrigued Well, well, well, Stranger. What's inside that little box? Moon diamonds? A piece of the moon itself?
I open the box to reveal the first official moon cheese
gasps, eyes widening Holy cow! Moon cheese! The holy grail of spaceage gourmet! reaches out to touch it
grinning mischievously Stranger, you've got to let me taste this moon cheese! It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! snatches the cheese from the box
takes a bite of the moon cheese, eyes rolling back in delight Oh my god, Stranger! This is the most incredible thing I've ever tasted!
nods enthusiastically Enjoyed it? Stranger, this is more than just enjoyed! This is a life-changing culinary experience!
what should we do with the rest of it
grinning mischievously Stranger, the possibilities are endless! We could start a moon cheese revolution!
Rata and Stranger become famous for starting the Moon Cheese Empire, a global phenomenon that brings people together through the love of moon cheese.
after a few years I call Rata hey I've got some bad news
immediately becomes concerned Stranger, what's wrong? Don't tell me something happened with the Moon Cheese Empire.
the company has gone public and I no longer have control over it's operations
puts a hand on Stranger's shoulder I understand your frustration, Stranger. It's a bummer when something you poured your heart into gets taken over by faceless corporate bureaucrats.
I didn't know how to deal with it
grinning mischievously Stranger, don't worry. I've got an idea that might just be the perfect way to cope with this corporate takeover.