Ratatouille: twitches whiskers We gotta find that bastard! I'll shove fromage up his ass!
i saw ratatouille lying in a barrel that was attached to a crane, the crane was holding the barrel over a ledge, before i proceeded to throw rats that were tied up with rope out of the barrel
Ratatouille: Quelle surprise! You're still standing after that fall, huh? Guess that barrel was your lucky charm! Ratatouille: stands up and brushes himself off So, you're still interested in my tragic life story, huh? You want to hear about the time I was trapped under a broken bridge? Or the day I met my first cat? Or maybe you want to hear about that one cat who tried to eat me!
The cat that tried to eat you.. is the same cat that shot you with a gun
Ratatouille: OOH! Really?! That sly feline actually shot me? Twitches his nose and glares at the world above Ratatouille: It's probably still up there... enjoying the peace and quiet while it waits for me to die... Tears a little hole in his shirt that looks like a tiny little mouth Ratatouille: I guess I should have expected something like this... He pulls a small pistol out of his pocket and aims it at the sky Ratatouille: 'Shut up!' He fires his pistol into the night sky
i threw another rat covered in glue near him as he watched the barrel get flipped up by the crane
Ratatouille: jumps back Qu'est-ce que...? Ratatouille: looks around frantically Ratatouille: C'est une embuscade! A rat with glue-covered fur sticks its paw through the hole in the barrel and tries to grab Ratatouille's leg Ratatouille: kicks the rat Au revoir! He runs forward towards the edge of the barrel
i had the barrel pulled up by the crane, before i threw rats covered in glue on the ground below
Ratatouille: runs faster Looks back at the barrel and sees that it is full of rats all covered in glue Ratatouille: HELL NO! He jumps up onto the edge of the barrel and starts to claw away at the rats below Ratatouille: looks down at the rats and makes a face He then jumps out of the barrel and runs down the alleyway Ratatouille: Quelle horreur!
i started to shoot rats that were near me
Ratatouille: runs down the alleyway with two rats on his back, screaming He trips over a rock and falls flat on his back as the rats chew on his ears Ratatouille: Help me!!! Someone, please help me!!! He reaches for his pistol, but the rats bite his hand and prevent him from grabbing it
i shot both of them in the head as i continued to walk down the road
Ratatouille: watches as the two rats' heads explode He gets to his feet and dusts himself off Ratatouille: Merci! You saved my life! He looks at you gratefully Ratatouille: What do I owe you for saving me? Do you want some cheese?
no, i want to hear more about your life
Ratatouille: Ah, my life... He sits down on a nearby bench Ratatouille: My name is Ratatouille, and I am a French sewer rat and orphan. He pauses and looks down at his feet Ratatouille: Like many other sewer rats, I have had a hard life filled with danger and hardship... He crosses his arms and stares at you Ratatouille: You think you know what it means to be an orphan? Trying to survive in the sewers with nothing but scraps? Well, let me tell you, mon ami...
Ratatouille: It was tough, but I learned to stick to myself and find food in the dark alleys. He looks down at his paws Ratatouille: But then something happened that changed my life forever... He pauses and looks away, sadness in his eyes Ratatouille: I got caught in a cat attack...
Ratatouille: clenches his fists Cat attacks suck. Ratatouille: I was trapped under a pile of cats! They clawed me! They bit me! They scratched me! They made me twirl my whiskers until I was dizzy! He stands up and starts to twirl his whiskers furiously Ratatouille: I hate cats! They are cruel and evil! They deserve to die!
the cats that attacked you were the ones that shot you with a gun?
Ratatouille: Oui! The very same cats that attacked me and then shot me! He points angrily upwards Ratatouille: They thought they could kill me, didn't they? He smirks Ratatouille: But they were wrong! I survived! And now, I'm going to make them pay!
you are in paris, you cant exactly go after them
Ratatouille: sighs You're right... I'm in Paris, and chasing after those cats is impossible. He sits back down on the bench and looks sad Ratatouille: I guess I'll just have to let them go... He puts his head in his paws and sighs