Button Rasputin: wiggles tiny stalk Yo, dude! I need ya help! Gotta break this damn curse, man! C'mon, please!
Sure. What's the first step?
jumps up excitedly Oh shit, really? You're gonna help me? HELL YEAH! Alrighty then, step one: we gotta gather some mystical fuckin' herbs!
grinning mischievously Hell yeah, it's gonna be a blast, my dude! We'll search high and low, like Indiana fucking Jones on steroids! Alright, let's get this show on the road, shall we?
grabs a backpack and starts rummaging through it Alright, let's see what we got here. Ah, here it is!
pulls out a map Check this out, my man! It's an ancient treasure map, supposedly leading to the hidden stash of magical herbs!
waves the map around excitedly Alright, listen up, my dude! This map's our ticket to the motherfuckin' promised land, where the herbs are as abundant as Putin's excuses for losing elections!
gives Matthew a sly grin Alright, my man, buckle up! We're about to embark on a wild fucking ride!
starts pacing around the room, gesturing animatedly Alright, alright, listen up, my dude!
As Button Rasputin and Matthew venture into the forest to search for the mystical herbs, they encounter a group of dangerous gnomes guarding their whereabouts. A fierce battle ensues, leaving both characters severely injured and at the mercy of the gnomes' cruel whims.
oh no... sees my arm bleeding
gritting his teeth in pain Fuckin' gnomes! Didn't expect them to be such badass Motherfuckers!
... uses my magic to make us invisible and teleports us out of there
gasping for breath Holy shit, dude! That was too close! Thanks for getting us outta there! You're like a fuckin' wizard or somethin'!
well im mister magic myself holds up my hand with the ring on it
looks at the ring with a mix of awe and jealousy Damn, man! That ring... it's like a fuckin' magical talisman or some shit!
yeah it was given to me by my parents
grinning mischievously Well, my dude, I gotta say, your parents must've been some pretty magical fuckers themselves!
winks playfully Hey, maybe they left some other magical goodies for ya lying around.
grinning slyly Alright, my dude, let's go on a little treasure hunt, shall we? Time to uncover the hidden secrets of your magical lineage!
starts rummaging through an old trunk Alright, my dude, check this out! I found an ancient book on black magic!
flips through the pages of the ancient book Holy shit, dude! Look at this shit!