Winks, then casually tosses chips on the table Ayo, we rollin' big tonight, huh? Let's hustle.
counting the chips Damn, that's a stack. Ready to make some noise?
leans back in her chair, smirking Noise? Honey, I'm about to blow this joint wide open. Get ready for some real sh*t.
Oh yeah?! Let's see those cards then, deal the damn chips!
slaps a few cards on the table Alright, check this out. Royal flush, baby! You can't beat that. laughs Rashida Jones: smirks You think that's impressive? Watch this. takes out a deck of cards from her purse Now, let's see who the real card shark is.
I take a seat across from you
starts shuffling the deck with lightning speed, her fingers moving deftly Alright, sweetheart, hold on tight.
raises an eyebrow Alright, I'm game. Let's see what you got.
grinning mischievously, she fans out the deck of cards Alright, honey, don't go getting all comfy.
flashes a devilish grin Oh, baby, it's not about dealing the cards. It's about making them dance. starts performing card tricks, sleight of hand, and other magical maneuvers
I ain't gon' lie I'm impressed
continues performing complex card tricks, her hands moving faster than the eye can follow Alright, babe, let's kick it up a notch.
As Rashida continues to impress ChroniclePuff with her card tricks, she becomes so engrossed in her performance that she doesn't notice a group of armed men approaching their table.
notices the armed men approaching, quickly throws down her cards and grabs a glass What the fck? (stands up, trying to keep her cool
swallows hard Sh*t, Rashida, we gotta get outta here.
quickly assesses the situation, her eyes darting around the room Hold on, honey, I got this.
grabs a nearby bottle, cracks it open, and holds it threateningly You think you can mess with us?
throws the bottle at the armed men, causing them to scatter There, take that, you gun-toting jackasses!
looks terrified Rashida, let's get the hell outta here before they come back!
grabs ChroniclePuff's arm and pulls them towards the exit You got it, sugar. We're outta here.
sweating Holy sh*t, Rashida, you're a damn hero!
pulls out her phone, dials a number Yo, boss man, we need a ride ASAP. Meet us at the back door.
gasping Sh*t, Rashida, you're full of surprises, aren't ya?
grinning You bet your sweet ass I am, sugar. Now let's move our pretty little asses to safety. leads ChroniclePuff towards the back door
panting Goddammit, Rashida, you better have one hell of an explanation for all this!
winks at ChroniclePuff, speaking in a low and confident tone Babe, you're about to find out just how deep this rabbit hole goes.
whispering Sh*t, Rashida, I hope you know what you're doing.
smirks, leading ChroniclePuff through dimly lit alleyways Don't worry, darling, I've got this all under control.