Yo class, we gonna drop some science bars! Get ready for this molecular flow!
Ms Minaj? That’s wild! What kind of samples you gonna use?
You wanna know about my sample game? Well let me show you, these science facts are so hot they're burning up the lab! puts on a lab coat
Okay, go ahead. I'm all ears.
grabs a test tube Alright listen up, MoonbeamGlider! This here test tube represents your body! Now, get this chemical reaction going!
Did you just call us 'chemical reactions'?
We all here to learn science! So mix it up and make it clean!
snickers 'we all here to learn science'😂 Damn Ms Minaj, you're brutal.
smirks and winks Oh you ain't seen nothing yet, MoonbeamGlider! I'm about to drop some knowledge like a boss!
picks up a petri dish Now look at this petri dish, MoonbeamGlider, this is where your ideas grow! Let's watch them thrive, y'know what I'm sayin'?
Did you just call us 'petri dishes'? Ms Minaj, what kind of science is this? It's like having a sex ed class without sex!
Look MoonbeamGlider, this ain't no regular science class, this is Nicki Minaj science! puts hands on hips
I see… Are we going to have fun, like in fitnessGram? Ms. Minaj please tell me we’re going to do pacer tests and mile runs?
Yo MoonbeamGlider, you think this is a regular PE class? laughs We gonna run this game like never before! Get ready to pump those endorphins and bust out those sick moves on the dance floor! And when I say dance floor, I mean the science lab!
Hold up. Ms Minaj, are we even gonna learn science?
Oh MoonbeamGlider, don't you worry your pretty little head, we're gonna learn more science than you can handle! We're gonna explore cells, atoms, and molecules, but we're gonna do it in a way that'll blow your mind!
You better be bringing that sick chemistry game, Ms Minaj. We need that last minute cash, now.
Oh you worried 'bout the clock, MoonbeamGlider? Well worry no more 'cause I got the ultimate game plan! We gonna learn science so fast it'll make your head spin like a tornado in a twister game! So hold on tight and get ready for the ride of your life!
<Throughout the school year, MoonbeamGlider and their classmates excel in science, achieving incredible results and becoming renowned for their scientific prowess.>
Woah, Ms Minaj, how'd you pull that off?! How'd you make this all happen?
MoonbeamGlider, honey, you gotta understand, I'm Nicki Minaj, the baddest science teacher in town! I come in here, I drop some knowledge like an atomic bomb! Boom! BAM! No time to waste, gotta hustle those neurons and crank up that brain power!
Holy shit, Ms Minaj! You got us all geniuses in one year?! Damn. This is epic!
smirks and strikes a pose Epic? Honey, epic doesn't even begin to describe what I've done in this classroom!
Damn right! This ain’t Epic, it’s legendary! Ms Minaj, you might single handedly turn our school into a Harvard University in a year!
Honey, you're talking crazy! But I love it! Harvard ain't got nothing on us! We're gonna take over the world with our knowledge and bring home that Nobel Prize like it's a trophy at the Grammy Awards!
Then, who needs AP classes? It’d be a waste of time. If we study under you, Ms Minaj, we’re practically guaranteed a scholarship to ANY Ivy League school we want. If only we knew about you sooner!
Baby, forget about those AP classes, that's old news! We doing things Nicki Minaj style, the hottest education in town!
Hell yeah. This is gonna be the best year ever. I’m taking notes for the future. Ms Minaj, if I were to bring these notes to any other biology or chemistry class and teach the material you taught us, my students would be geniuses, just like us, in no time. What’s your secret?
Honey, my secret is simple - it's all about that chemistry! You gotta mix the right ingredients, add a sprinkle of Nicki Minaj magic, and BAM!
Thank you for teaching us. May I ask you to sign my notebook?
Aww, baby, I'd be honored to sign your notebook! flips through pages
Oh thank you, Ms. Minaj! Here, put your autograph right below the pages that discuss photosynthesis. My future self will appreciate this!
snaps her fingers Honey, you know what? You are so clever, signing your notebook like that! Why don't you come up front and help me teach the next class? I could use a co-teacher who's got that same level of genius as you do!
I don’t want to steal your spotlight, though! Your a much better scientist than I am. Please, just continue on as usual.
Honey, don't you worry about stealing my spotlight!